Monthly Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5124 - July 2, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
148
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5124 - July 2, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was Canada Day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — and I guess right across Canada too. So a belated happy birthday to al read more..
Cybersalt News - July 2, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
156
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday was Canada Day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — and I guess right across Canada too. So a belated happy birthday to all my fellow Canadians! And this Saturd... read more..
The Truth About Train Noise 🚆
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
187
<1min

The Truth About Train Noise 🚆

What kind of noise does a train make? A low commotion.... read more..
Doctor's Party Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2158
<1min

Doctor's Party Advice

Judi strolled up to a guest at the party. She had heard him addressed as doctor and now she said coyly, "Doctor, may I ask a question?" "Certainly," he said. "Lately," said Judi, "I have been having... read more..
Be Still and Know
Susan Page
Susan Page
315
3 min read

Be Still and Know

The older I get, the stronger my desire to spend time with the Lord grows, yet the days seem to pass so swiftly. The problem is not finding time to slow down; rather, it is how to quiet my thoughts an... read more..
Healthy Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4485
<1min

Healthy Life

In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of preserving health. One stout, florid man held forth with great eloquence on the subject. "Look at me!" he sai... read more..
One-Liner #2038
One-liners
Susan Davis
194
<1min

One-Liner #2038

I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they've never even seen one of his paintings.... read more..
Quote #2474
Quotes
Susan Davis
177
<1min

Quote #2474

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” - Dorothy Parker... read more..
More Notes Found on Hospital Charts
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3762
2 min read

More Notes Found on Hospital Charts

"She is numb from her toes down." "While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home." (This is probably not far from the truth! Those gowns are probably put under the classification read more..
Cybersalt News - June 28, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
195
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! It's been a very busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With the growing power of artificial intelligence, a lot of folks are using it for good — preemptively find... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5123 - June 28, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5123 - June 28, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! It's been a very busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With the growing power of artificial intelligence, a lot of folks are read more..
One-Liner #2037
One-liners
Susan Davis
203
<1min

One-Liner #2037

My Grandpa reached 110 yesterday; that's the last time I get in the car with him driving.... read more..
Truly Stellar 🌠
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
199
<1min

Truly Stellar 🌠

My sister came second place in an astronomy competition. She won the constellation prize. She was over the moon!... read more..
Fathering
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5732
<1min

Fathering

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This... read more..
Quote #2473
Quotes
Susan Davis
204
<1min

Quote #2473

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” - G.K. Chesterton... read more..
Pastors' Kids in Church
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2683
<1min

Pastors' Kids in Church

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..
Why Are Flies So Attracted to My Nose?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
416
4 min read

Why Are Flies So Attracted to My Nose?

Throughout my life, I have dealt with many "pesky" things that provoke the dickens out of me. I sure do miss those "dickens.” When I think I've got one pesky thing under control, another comes along. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 25, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
188
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For a long stretch now I've wanted to be able to point folks back to past editions of the Cybersalt Digest. Way back when, the software I used to send the Digest tucked awa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5122 - June 25, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
157
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5122 - June 25, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! For a long stretch now I've wanted to be able to point folks back to past editions of the Cybersalt Digest. Way back when, the softwar read more..
One-Liner #2036
One-liners
Susan Davis
193
<1min

One-Liner #2036

It's so annoying when people use the wrong word & don't have the humidity to admit it.... read more..
Anything God Wants Me to Be
Susan Page
Susan Page
284
3 min read

Anything God Wants Me to Be

There is an old chorus, usually sung by children, called I Am a Promise, with fantastic lyrics. I wish I had been taught the truth of these words as a young child. In the era in which I was raised, ... read more..
Bungee Jumping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4717
<1min

Bungee Jumping

Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border.  They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the f... read more..
The Next One
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3740
<1min

The Next One

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one." The next time came around ... read more..
Lucky Saucer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2296
<1min

Lucky Saucer

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremel... read more..
Photographer Gets Cheesy Injury 🧀🤕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
220
<1min

Photographer Gets Cheesy Injury 🧀🤕

A photographer was injured when a huge chunk of cheddar fell on him. All the people in the picture were trying to warn him!... read more..
Quote #2472
Quotes
Susan Davis
168
<1min

Quote #2472

“It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 21, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
201
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it. Grandma Cybersalt and I traveled up island last Friday to watch one of our grandsons play baseball — and when I say "baseb... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5121 - June 21, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
221
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5121 - June 21, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it. Grandma Cybersalt and I traveled up island last Friday to watch one of our grandsons play baseball — read more..
Monday's Here but Sunday's A-Coming
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
629
4 min read

Monday's Here but Sunday's A-Coming

For many years, even before I became a pastor, Sunday was always a very special day. I lived in a rural community in Pennsylvania where they had what they called the "Blue Laws." No business was open ... read more..
One-Liner #2035
One-liners
Susan Davis
269
<1min

One-Liner #2035

My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No. I keep telling them it's for you."... read more..
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