Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows with my son-in-law, Josh) when I started to hear a rattle from... read more..
I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1467
4 min read

I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention

Occasionally I go to my computer and search for the wealthiest preachers in America. I am curious to know who came up with this idea, but I check it out occasionally to see who they are. As often as ... read more..
Quote #2188
Quotes
Susan Davis
1255
<1min

Quote #2188

"Divine deliverance does not always mean an escape from trouble: it sometimes means finding God in trouble." John Stott read more..
One-Liner #1753
One-liners
Susan Davis
1152
<1min

One-Liner #1753

To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule; after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. @macabredarklingw... read more..
Bulletin Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8015
2 min read

Bulletin Humor

I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than these ones! 1.  Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2.  Thursday night - Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication t... read more..
Braille Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5738
<1min

Braille Pun

I took a friend of mine who is visually impaired to church with me this morning. Several of the children in the congregation were fascinated with her Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see... read more..
Weddings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2675
<1min

Weddings

A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and changed the water into wine. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4832 - June 22, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4832 - June 22, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! With the summer solstice occurring yesterday, today will be shorter (daylight-wise) than yesterday. Grandma Cybe... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 22, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the summer solstice occurring yesterday, today will be shorter (daylight-wise) than yesterday. Grandma Cybersalt mentioned to me that she does not look forward to the ... read more..
Elderly Proposal
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3436
1 min read

Elderly Proposal

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper ... read more..
The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1529
4 min read

The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue

As my Uncle Fred used to say, "One of the great benefits of getting old is that you know everything." If you had ever met Uncle Fred, you would easily conclude that he certainly wasn’t getting old. ... read more..
Quote #2187
Quotes
Susan Davis
1240
<1min

Quote #2187

You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you cannot see the truth in a state of anger. When the water calms, clarity comes. - unknown... read more..
Boris, Bill, & Bill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6839
<1min

Boris, Bill, & Bill

A throw-back joke to the late '90s when everyone was concerned about the year 2000 and what might happen to all the computers as one century ended and a new one began. Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and... read more..
Archeologist Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6157
<1min

Archeologist Pun

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..
Friendship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3476
<1min

Friendship

You gave me words of kindness tied with a ribbon of gold, hearing them was important to heal my heart and soul. Your gift of words made a difference when I was down and blue, questioning why I bother... read more..
One-Liner #1752
One-liners
Susan Davis
1201
<1min

One-Liner #1752

If you see a toilet in your dreams, DO NOT USE IT!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4831 - June 18, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4831 - June 18, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cyb... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 18, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cybersalt and I were spending the last night of trip back east ... read more..
Quote #2186
Quotes
Susan Davis
1109
<1min

Quote #2186

"Dad hugs are strong hugs that can say so many things, like 'I've got you. I'm always right here. And I'll always love you.'" - Melvina Young read more..
One-liner #1751
One-liners
Susan Davis
1189
<1min

One-liner #1751

Chickens: The pet that poops breakfast!... read more..
I’d Rather Kiss a Goat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1536
4 min read

I’d Rather Kiss a Goat

There are very few things in my life I regret; at least that I can remember. One of the good things about getting old is that you can forget many things. The important thing is to forget the right th... read more..
Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2535
<1min

Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring

A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well... read more..
Attendance Deal
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3768
<1min

Attendance Deal

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he w... read more..
Dads and Babies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5650
<1min

Dads and Babies

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.  "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4830 - June 11, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4830 - June 11, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
953
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11644
3 min read

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..
Quote #2185
Quotes
Susan Davis
1490
<1min

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..
God's Indwelling, The Christian Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..
Exercise Repetition
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1135
<1min

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..
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