Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1736
One-liners
Susan Davis
1186
<1min

One-Liner #1736

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5737
2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..
Joke Execution
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3028
<1min

Joke Execution

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen read more..
Touch of Wonder
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2602
<1min

Touch of Wonder

When I was about 13 and my brother 10, our father promised to take us to the circus. But then at lunchtime there was a phone call--some urgent business that required his attention downtown--and we bra... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4815 - April 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4815 - April 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
959
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..
A Day Trip in the Sissy Van
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1580
4 min read

A Day Trip in the Sissy Van

Last week was the first anniversary of my heart attack. My celebratory plan was to go to McDonald’s for a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake. I tried to keep my plan secret, ... read more..
Quote #2171
Quotes
Susan Davis
1300
<1min

Quote #2171

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow." - Audrey Hepburn read more..
One-Liner #1735
One-liners
Susan Davis
1179
<1min

One-Liner #1735

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.... read more..
Quote #2170
Quotes
Susan Davis
1181
<1min

Quote #2170

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Exercise Routine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4053
<1min

Exercise Routine

Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. *Always ... read more..
Gesundheit 3X
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3186
<1min

Gesundheit 3X

Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.... read more..
Burning Your Bridges
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2504
<1min

Burning Your Bridges

A hot-headed golfer with a penchant for breaking clubs was playing one day when he came to the 16th hole, where he faced an approach shot across a ravine. He said to his caddie, "What kind of distanc... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4814 - March 30, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4814 - March 30, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a really fun night out on Thursday with a friend at the movies. I can't tell you the movie we watched beca... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 30, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1150
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a really fun night out on Thursday with a friend at the movies. I can't tell you the movie we watched because some people might not be able to bear to know ... read more..
Contempt of Court
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3875
<1min

Contempt of Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name... read more..
The Epitome of Boredom
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1736
4 min read

The Epitome of Boredom

I have never considered myself to be boring. I may be boring to other people but not to myself. As you get older, you find out that there are many boring things in this world. When younger, I can't ... read more..
Fasting
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3813
3 min read

Fasting

Almost every religion in the world has the concept of fasting. Muslims keep thirsty fasts in the year and Jews keep twenty-two fasts in the year Christians keep forty days of fasti... read more..
Anti-Virus
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3769
<1min

Anti-Virus

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. Oh no! Does that mean I'm anti-Symantec?... read more..
Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2862
<1min

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.... read more..
Quote #2169
Quotes
Susan Davis
1077
<1min

Quote #2169

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." - J. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring read more..
One-Liner #1733
One-liners
Susan Davis
1405
<1min

One-Liner #1733

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4813 - March 26, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4813 - March 26, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 26, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1172
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..
What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1524
4 min read

What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?

Let me be clear from the beginning. I have made a lot of mistakes during my life. I have made mistakes that I don’t even know about to this day. Even the ones I do know about, I cannot remember very c... read more..
One-Liner #1734
One-liners
Susan Davis
1167
<1min

One-Liner #1734

People know you for what you've done, not what you plan to do.... read more..
Astute Visionaries?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5757
4 min read

Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--Thomas W read more..
IRS Audit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6508
<1min

IRS Audit

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Chan, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed t... read more..
Reno Performance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2749
<1min

Reno Performance

"When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4812 - March 19, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4812 - March 19, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Yesterday was the first "hey, nice weather is going to come back" reminder nice day this year at Cybersalt Worl... read more..
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