Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
ID Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3903
<1min

ID Card

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated ... read more..
Anthem Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4096
<1min

Anthem Pun

When young José, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a ... read more..
Consideration
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2358
<1min

Consideration

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United Sta... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4657 - July 1, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4657 - July 1, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining a... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1085
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining about the quality of a stamp bearing his image. Thanks to sub... read more..
Quote #2020
Quotes
Susan Davis
1535
<1min

Quote #2020

"I am struck by how sharing our weakness and difficulties is more nourishing to others than sharing our qualities and successes." - Jean Vanier read more..
On Star Locks
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6160
<1min

On Star Locks

If I lock my keys in my car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car. If the car is stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car. Whenever my wife tells me she ... read more..
One-Liner #1583
One-liners
Susan Davis
1406
<1min

One-Liner #1583

I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet.... read more..
Scientific Advances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2389
<1min

Scientific Advances

While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies. One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request ... read more..
Tourist Questions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6206
2 min read

Tourist Questions

Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On nature... How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs? At what elevation does an e... read more..
Where Do Wrinkles Come From?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2061
4 min read

Where Do Wrinkles Come From?

Several months ago, I had two cataracts removed from my eyes. How they got there, I don't know. As far as I can remember, they never asked my permission, and furthermore, they never paid rent for bein... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4656 - June 27, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4656 - June 27, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone CallOne day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that ... read more..
Quote #2016
Quotes
Susan Davis
1548
<1min

Quote #2016

"Children see magic because they look for it." - Christopher Moore read more..
Blue Moon
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2876
<1min

Blue Moon

Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.... read more..
Consistency
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2521
<1min

Consistency

A man goes to consult Dr. Mike Wilson, the most expensive doctor in the city about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?" "My fee is five hundred dollars," repli... read more..
One-Liner #1579
One-liners
Susan Davis
1513
<1min

One-Liner #1579

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I'm beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven't met yet.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4655 - June 24, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4655 - June 24, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy. So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1123
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy. So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #2019
Quotes
Susan Davis
1483
<1min

Quote #2019

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G. K. Chesterton read more..
Sister Clothes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3016
<1min

Sister Clothes

Have you heard about the latest new drug? When administered to women, it gives them the irresistible urge to join a convent. The FDA refuses to approve it, though. They fear it will be habit-forming... read more..
Long Life, Surviving, Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2432
<1min

Long Life, Surviving, Aging

When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so... read more..
One-Liner #1582
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1582

My wife is singing in the house; I'm sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.... read more..
Tried and Trusted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tried and Trusted

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes h... read more..
Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2003
4 min read

Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?

The last several weeks have truly been hectic in every sense of the word. Trying to catch up can be a never-ending job. When I think I’m caught up, I see another thing I need to do. I have learned th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4654 - June 20, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4654 - June 20, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone, and happy Father's Day to everyone who is able to celebrate! Today is the longest day of the year in the norther... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 20, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1126
2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 20, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Father's Day to everyone who is able to celebrate! Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. It's the first day of summer, which is excitin... read more..
Dad Sayings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6217
<1min

Dad Sayings

I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance to use much of it. Say what you will about healthy eating and all, but I've always found it awfully difficult ... read more..
One-Liner #1581
One-liners
Susan Davis
1483
<1min

One-Liner #1581

"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..
Quote #2018
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2018

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” - Reed Markham read more..
Husband Diagnosis
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2800
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Husband Diagnosis

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s hand... read more..
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