Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Stress Management
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2747
<1min

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..
Running Away
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5242
<1min

Running Away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4627 - March 4, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4627 - March 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just hear... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 4, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1052
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just heard that "Birds Aren't Real!" You can help me through this d... read more..
Quote #1990
Quotes
Susan Davis
1362
<1min

Quote #1990

"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." - Winston Churchill read more..
Fingernail Biting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7784
<1min

Fingernail Biting

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend ... read more..
One-Liner #1553
One-liners
Susan Davis
1264
<1min

One-Liner #1553

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright... read more..
With Friends Like That
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1418
<1min

With Friends Like That

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright,... read more..
Warning Ticket
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3083
<1min

Warning Ticket

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my... read more..
Helpless Creatures
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4274
<1min

Helpless Creatures

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." T... read more..
What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1700
4 min read

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4626 - February 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4626 - February 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist C... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1138
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..
Quote #1989
Quotes
Susan Davis
1922
<1min

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..
One-Liner #1552
One-liners
Susan Davis
1417
<1min

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
Wedding Dress Blues
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3591
<1min

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..
Royal Conviction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2806
<1min

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..
Cheerful Giving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4533
<1min

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..
Died Owing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3795
<1min

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4625 - February 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4625 - February 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to... read more..
Hard Working Roosters
Chicken Humor
Pastor Tim
1780
<1min

Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..
Quote #1988
Quotes
Susan Davis
1473
<1min

Quote #1988

 "A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..
One-Liner #1551
One-liners
Susan Davis
1419
<1min

One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Vamparista
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2769
<1min

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..
Revelation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2363
<1min

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..
Four Letter Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4968
<1min

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..
Drug Shirt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4240
<1min

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..
Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1823
4 min read

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent a... read more..
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