Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
294
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report that many parts of the right side of my body are starting to feel better after my epic wipeout last Friday! However, my right arm continues to hang arou... read more..
Quote #2450
Quotes
Susan Davis
326
<1min

Quote #2450

"We won't have a cure for diseases until we first have a cure for greed." - Dr. Sachin Patel read more..
A Parisian Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
352
<1min

A Parisian Pun

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites.... read more..
Aerobic Dismay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my mid-40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor. "I'm here to ... read more..
One-Liner #2014
One-liners
Susan Davis
382
<1min

One-Liner #2014

Survival Tip: If zombies attack, go to Costco - there are cement walls, years worth of food, and tons of supplies. Plus, zombies can't get in without a membership.... read more..
Redeeming Love
Susan Page
Susan Page
632
<1min

Redeeming Love

Redeeming love, how can it beThat Christ would die upon a treeRedeeming love that He would giveHis life for us that we might live He is the way, the truth, the lifeHe freely gave a sacrificeNo rights... read more..
Mabel's Aid
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3736
<1min

Mabel's Aid

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Ma... read more..
Children in Restaurants
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2847
<1min

Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5099 - April 5, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5099 - April 5, 2026

Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! You would think that after watching as many fail videos as I have, I would know better. And yet... here we are. On Fr read more..
Cybersalt News - April 5, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
249
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2026

Resurrection Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! You would think that after watching as many fail videos as I have, I would know better. And yet... here we are. On Friday I did the thing.... read more..
Quote #2449
Quotes
Susan Davis
310
<1min

Quote #2449

The Birth of Christ is the eucatastrophe of Man's history. The Resurrection is the eucatastrophe of the story of the Incarnation. This story begins and ends in joy. . . . There is no tale ever told th... read more..
Reading at Lunchtime
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5903
<1min

Reading at Lunchtime

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park.  He sat down on a bench and began eating.  Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating M... read more..
One-Liner #2013
One-liners
Susan Davis
301
<1min

One-Liner #2013

If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in real life, I'd have x dollars.... read more..
Retiring My Insanity
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
649
4 min read

Retiring My Insanity

After some months of intense reflection, I have come to the conclusion that it is time for my insanity to retire. The evidence before me is so overwhelming that I'm not sure I have any other choice. A... read more..
Stethoscope Wonder
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3095
<1min

Stethoscope Wonder

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little one's chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with aw... read more..
A Funny Look
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
329
<1min

A Funny Look

I read that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet. The ones I've seen only have four.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5098 - April 2, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
218
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5098 - April 2, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with one of my granddaughters sitting beside me, I have to admit that watching the Artemis II rocket lift off yesterday made me feel like a littl read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
381
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with one of my granddaughters sitting beside me, I have to admit that watching the Artemis II rocket lift off yesterday made me feel like a little boy again. I know t... read more..
Quote #2448
Quotes
Susan Davis
329
<1min

Quote #2448

"Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes, and a week's worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting ban read more..
Vision Extraordinaire
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
316
<1min

Vision Extraordinaire

I just accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.... read more..
Chicken Farming
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3955
<1min

Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Tur... read more..
One-Liner #2012
One-liners
Susan Davis
348
<1min

One-Liner #2012

People's IQs should be presented like the weather: Actual IQ: 97Feels like: 72... read more..
Forgive
Susan Page
Susan Page
635
<1min

Forgive

In the garden, lonesome in griefHis soul came begging sweet reliefBlood-soaked tears poured down like rain,soaking the path of heart-seared pain His friends were close, yet could not becompanions in ... read more..
The New Alphabet for Older People
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4674
<1min

The New Alphabet for Older People

A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is for fissures and fluid retentionG is ... read more..
Following Jesus
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3142
<1min

Following Jesus

Jesus: Follow me Many of Us: How about I go to a building once a week for a couple of hours and we call it good? Jesus: Huh?... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 9: Suitable Helper
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
527
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 9: Suitable Helper

Writing a song for each of the 52 bible verses published in Samuel Deuth's book "52 Bible Verses for Men" The Lord God said,"It is not good for the man to be alone." The Lord God said,"It is not... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5097 - March 29, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
199
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5097 - March 29, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! There was a time not too long ago when I was often tired during the day because I'd stayed up too late trying to catch up on work. This past week I wa read more..
Cybersalt News - March 29, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
296
2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! There was a time not too long ago when I was often tired during the day because I'd stayed up too late trying to catch up on work. This past week I was tired again — but fo... read more..
Goober Ice Fishing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6083
<1min

Goober Ice Fishing

A goober wanted to go ice fishing.  He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his... read more..
Wool You Notice Me Now?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
343
<1min

Wool You Notice Me Now?

I just got my new personalized license plate - BAA BAA. It's for my black jeep.... read more..
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