Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Haiku Error Messages
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4968
3 min read

Haiku Error Messages

Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows op... read more..
One-Liner #2004
One-liners
Susan Davis
443
<1min

One-Liner #2004

It's like my mom always told me ... "You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die."... read more..
Friendship
Susan Page
Susan Page
614
2 min read

Friendship

“Oil and perfume make the heart glad, and the sweetness of a friend comes from their earnest counsel” (Proverbs 27:9). With the passing of time, I’ve come to realize why it’s so important to choose o... read more..
Disaster Encounter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2600
<1min

Disaster Encounter

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..
Farmer Comeback
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5640
2 min read

Farmer Comeback

A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. When ... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 6 : Cast your anxieties
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
653
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 6 : Cast your anxieties

“Even though I walk through the valley…” This week centers on a short but powerful verse: *“Cast all your anxieties on Him because He cares for you”* (1 Peter 5:7). At first, it may seem too brief to... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5089 - March 1, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
186
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5089 - March 1, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today is an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as another science experiment comes to an end — namely, seeing if I could keep myself alive f read more..
Cybersalt News - March 1, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
0
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 1, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as another science experiment comes to an end — namely, seeing if I could keep myself alive for a full week on my o... read more..
Quote #2439
Quotes
Susan Davis
449
<1min

Quote #2439

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers." - Socrates read more..
The Chilling Truth
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
363
<1min

The Chilling Truth

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.... read more..
Investigation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2800
2 min read

Investigation

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet, named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. She searched for him high and lo... read more..
One-Liner #2003
One-liners
Susan Davis
342
<1min

One-Liner #2003

I saw a chameleon today, so I guess it was a pretty bad chameleon.... read more..
The English Language
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4942
2 min read

The English Language

Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench fries were... read more..
Peek-a-boo, I See You
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
723
4 min read

Peek-a-boo, I See You

One of the most valuable gifts in life is the ability to see. I cannot imagine a day I cannot see. I was having some trouble with my eyes about four years ago, and I had to go to my eye doctor and ha... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5088 - February 26, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
175
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5088 - February 26, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is about sports and some theories about why some of us are crazy for them and others not so much.Click Here Enjoy the rest of toda read more..
Cybersalt News - February 26, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
316
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is about sports and some theories about why some of us are crazy for them and others not so much.Click Here Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ ... read more..
My Brain 🐉
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
611
<1min

My Brain 🐉

8:00 am: Too tired to think. Noon: Too tired to think. 5:00 pm: Too tired to think. Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??... read more..
Waves
Susan Page
Susan Page
638
<1min

Waves

Like waves, they comethese feelingscrashing against my soul The great colossal swells roaring relentlesslyand mighty breakers surging Deep calls to deepthe furylike billows sweep over me Not a ge... read more..
One-Liner #2002
One-liners
Susan Davis
408
<1min

One-Liner #2002

My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man.  Fantastic father! Terrible air traffic controller.... read more..
Cloud 8
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2913
<1min

Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,  "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..
Teacher's Gifts
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Teacher's Gifts

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - ... read more..
Quote #2438
Quotes
Susan Davis
377
<1min

Quote #2438

"We don't develop new patterns by unearthing old ones; we develop new patterns by intentionally behaving in new ways." - Henry Cloud read more..
The Great Snail Debacle 🐌
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
391
<1min

The Great Snail Debacle 🐌

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 5 : Sober Mind - Song
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
577
3 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 5 : Sober Mind - Song

Hello friends, If you've been following along, you already know I'm trying to write a song every week. And let me just say — this is not a small task. I may be losing a little sleep over it, but I'm ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5087 - February 22, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
179
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5087 - February 22, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Some of you will remember that the last time I was back east visiting my parents, I badly sprained my ankle, which led to a lot of pain, recovery time read more..
Cybersalt News - February 22, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
315
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Some of you will remember that the last time I was back east visiting my parents, I badly sprained my ankle, which led to a lot of pain, recovery time, and lingering side e... read more..
Quote #2437
Quotes
Susan Davis
450
<1min

Quote #2437

"Pray without ceasing, because Satan is preying without ceasing." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
One-Liner #2001
One-liners
Susan Davis
455
<1min

One-Liner #2001

I just saw a pack of gummy worms that said, "No artificial flavors." Who is out there buying gummy worms hoping they taste like real worms??... read more..
Jesus Loves Me For Seniors
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5740
<1min

Jesus Loves Me For Seniors

Jesus loves me, this I knowThough my hair is white as snowThough my sight is growing dimStill He bids me trust in Him.(CHORUS 1): YES, JESUS LOVES ME YES, JESUS LOVES MEYES. JESUS LOVES ME THE BIBLE ... read more..
The Rabbit and the Blood Bank Joke 😂
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
465
<1min

The Rabbit and the Blood Bank Joke 😂

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank ... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.... read more..
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