Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Car Pool Note
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4403
<1min

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..
Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2770
<1min

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4466 - July 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4466 - July 7, 2019

  Issue #4466                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1102
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..
My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2054
4 min read

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..
Warm Welcome
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1869
<1min

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..
Without Glasses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3965
<1min

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..
Parenting Dilemma
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1144
<1min

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..
Quote #1833
Quotes
Susan Davis
2297
<1min

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..
One-liner #1392
One-liners
Susan Davis
1766
<1min

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4465 - July 4, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4465 - July 4, 2019

  Issue #4465                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1245
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..
Stolen Truck
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7447
<1min

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..
Quote #1832
Quotes
Susan Davis
1931
<1min

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..
Funny Quotes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6323
2 min read

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..
Couples Observation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3128
<1min

Couples Observation

Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples! On Baby Dedication Sunday that year, we had 19 babies! ... read more..
One-liner #1391
One-liners
Susan Davis
1816
<1min

One-liner #1391

You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!... read more..
Seasonal Income
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2037
<1min

Seasonal Income

If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4464 - June 30, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4464 - June 30, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Hap read more..
Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1193
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Happy 51st birthda... read more..
Quote #1831
Quotes
Susan Davis
1753
<1min

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars." - J. I. Packer read more..
One-liner #1390
One-liners
Susan Davis
1922
<1min

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.... read more..
Anniversary Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4495
<1min

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so p... read more..
Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2284
2 min read

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out? Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about? Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon ... read more..
Troublesome Primate
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2899
<1min

Troublesome Primate

Question: Harangutan Answer: What is the most annoying monkey, Alex?... read more..
Saved Wish
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3776
<1min

Saved Wish

A fellow was given a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie! The genie said, "I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like." The guy th... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 27, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1286
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 27, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been super dry at Cybersalt World Headquarters this month. No, we haven't invoked a localized prohibition. We simply have had less than a third of the usual precipit... read more..
Quote #1830
Quotes
Susan Davis
1951
<1min

Quote #1830

Jesus didn't say, "Follow Christians." He said, "Follow me." - unknown read more..
Boat Classification
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1947
<1min

Boat Classification

Pirate Ship: assailing vessel.... read more..
One-liner #1389
One-liners
Susan Davis
1831
<1min

One-liner #1389

"Essentially" is essentially meaningless. read more..
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