Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
380
<1min

Foul Lunch

I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches. It doesn't. It's noisy and poops all over the floor.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
735
4 min read

Swimming in an Ocean of Pills

I have a confession to make. I never realized that the older I get, the more difficult life seems to be. Oh, for those good ole days. As a young person, I thought that when I got older, all of my pro... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
148
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5086 - February 19, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim  The Itsy-Bitsy PaycheckThe itsy-bitsy paycheck just posted to my account. Down came the bil read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
294
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4320
<1min

If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.  Hit "any... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
625
3 min read

God is in Control

In life, there are always moments, days and seasons of uncertainty. Yet, when I take time to listen, I am overwhelmed by God’s still small voice and how He speaks exactly the right words at precisely ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
395
<1min

One-Liner #2000

My wife is so much better looking than me that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
460
<1min

The Itsy-Bitsy Paycheck

The itsy-bitsy paycheck just posted to my account. Down came the bills and washed the money out. Depleted all my funds and brought me so much pain. Because when I look around I'm back at work again!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
394
<1min

Quote #2436

"Contrary to public opinion, the key to loving others does not lie in loving ourselves, but in loving God." - Alistair Begg read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
466
<1min

A Legendairy Assault πŸ₯›

A man just threw milk, yogurt and butter at me. How dairy!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4042
<1min

Superior Milk

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.  Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2978
<1min

What is a Grandmother?

 Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandmothers read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5085 - February 15, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim  Older ParentsWe had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were bo read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
0
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
535
3 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 4 : Creation Day 6

Welcome to Week Four: The Power of "Then God Said" Today I’m continuing through this little book called 52 Bible Verses for Men by Samuel Duth. You can visit his website at samuelduth.com. Genes... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
363
<1min

Quote #2435

"You look tired." I have kids. I'm pretty sure this is just my face now. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3796
<1min

Older Parents

We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is the joy of my husband's life, but he is self-conscious about being an older father. He likes to jokingly tell p... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
418
<1min

One-Liner #1999

I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I'm going to pretend I'm skinny. I'll let you know if it works.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3196
<1min

Baptism

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
856
4 min read

How Much Fun is Too Much?

If you don't have any fun in life, what is the purpose? I know life is more than just having fun, but there is a place for fun in our daily lives. Everyone has their idea of what fun is, and we don't... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
380
<1min

Domicile Directions

I'm currently reading a book on Do-It-Yourself house construction. By Bill Jerome Holmes... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3323
3 min read

What Does Love Mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
606
<1min

One-Liner #1998

I hate it when people think they are so intelligent and start talking about Mozart when they haven't even seen one of his paintings.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
646
3 min read

What Do You Want Me to Do?

One of the most profound questions Jesus often asked during His years of ministry, and still asks each of us today, is … β€œWhat do you want Me to do for you?” Similarly, in our everyday lives, we oft... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
443
<1min

That's a Hoot πŸ¦‰

Overheard on the starship Enterprise: "Don't be alarmed, but I think someone on the ship is actually an owl." "Who?" "I knew it was you ..."... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2648
<1min

Things Men Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say Here honey, you use the remote. Ooh, Antonio... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
155
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5084 - February 12, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is going out late today. Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good visit in snowy Ontario. A few days ago our eldest grandson turned 1 read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
308
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is going out late today. Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good visit in snowy Ontario. A few days ago our eldest grandson turned 13. I am not sure how t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
382
<1min

Quote #2434

"Grace is opposed to earning, but not to effort." - Dallas Willard read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5083 - February 8, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are heading off on another trip tomorrow, so with that news I'm off to take care of more last minute things to do! Today's vid read more..