Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sir Arthur Eddington and the Theory of Relativity 🌌
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2577
<1min

Sir Arthur Eddington and the Theory of Relativity 🌌

In November 1919, shortly after Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by observations made from the island of Principe during an eclipse, Sir Arthur Eddington, an early advocate of relativity,... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
76
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2026

Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at my dad's 80th birthday on Thursday with friends and family. It was a full day, which is why the news is so brief today. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. ~ ... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 16: Based on Luke 10:27 and Leviticus 19:18
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
179
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 16: Based on Luke 10:27 and Leviticus 19:18

This song was prompted by Luke 10:27 and inspired by the following verse:You shall not take vengeance, nor hold any grudge against the sons for your people, but shall love your neighbor as yourself; I... read more..
Quote #2497
Quotes
Susan Davis
64
<1min

Quote #2497

"It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Blind Pilots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4922
2 min read

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up, so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of ... read more..
One-Liner #2061
One-liners
Susan Davis
130
<1min

One-Liner #2061

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today; that's 12 years in a row.... read more..
You Should've Seen Her Face 🚗💨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
78
<1min

You Should've Seen Her Face 🚗💨

My wife said there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!... read more..
Meet Your Neighbors
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2597
<1min

Meet Your Neighbors

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..
A Fruitcake Isn't Always Sweet
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
284
4 min read

A Fruitcake Isn't Always Sweet

When it comes to sweet items, I am a connoisseur with a delicate palate. All I need is something sweet set before me, and I can tell you how wonderful it is after the first bite. I may be a little add... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 17, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
81
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back in Ontario for a short visit with our daughter and her family. After that we head over to my parents' place, where we'll be celebrating my d... read more..
Quote #2496
Quotes
Susan Davis
143
<1min

Quote #2496

"If you can't live longer, live deeper." - Italian Proverb read more..
Tell Them Now
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3085
<1min

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewingAny work a man is doing,If you like him or you love him tell him now. Don't withhold your approbationTill the parson makes orationAnd he lies with snowy lilies on his ... read more..
Horse Pun Vote🐴
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
68
<1min

Horse Pun Vote🐴

Let's take a vote. Are you in favor of horse puns? Yeah or neigh?... read more..
He Knows My Name
Susan Page
Susan Page
171
2 min read

He Knows My Name

I enjoy picking up random books at second-hand stores when they pique my interest. I have found some treasures. The latest one - Windows of the Soul by Ken Gire, was quite a find. It’s a book which e... read more..
Arrest at the Gate
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4100
<1min

Arrest at the Gate

St. Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's all right. It won't be long" and he distractedly looks at hi... read more..
One-Liner #2060
One-liners
Susan Davis
78
<1min

One-Liner #2060

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: 1. I ate my friend's lunch.2. I ate my friend's colon.... read more..
Caught Sleeping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5202
1 min read

Caught Sleeping

Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses.********************************* They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is ju... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
82
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 13, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday I spoke on AI at the potluck lunch for our church's 55+ ministry group. Grandma Cybersalt and I got a nice meal out of it, and we had an enjoyable time with our pe... read more..
Quote #2495
Quotes
Susan Davis
70
<1min

Quote #2495

"Words should be weighed, not counted." - Yiddish Proverb read more..
Appendix Worry
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
<1min

Appendix Worry

Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right. "Aha! So THAT's why it hurts to much... read more..
One-Liner #2059
One-liners
Susan Davis
74
<1min

One-Liner #2059

Susan works all day holding your seldom used spices and twirling around whenever you need her and you have the audacity to call her lazy.... read more..
My New Job 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
69
<1min

My New Job 😂

I got hired at the thermometer factory. It's just temp work.... read more..
Resolutions - Seriously
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2668
3 min read

Resolutions - Seriously

We all chuckle at not keeping New Year’s Resolutions but as you’ll see from some of these, a lack of self-control can really hurt you. Here’s a look at someone’s New Year’s resolutions down through t... read more..
A Cookie in the Hand is Worth Two in the Cupboard
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
230
4 min read

A Cookie in the Hand is Worth Two in the Cupboard

For the last few years, I have been on a rather strict diet, according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I have some health issues, and I'm not allowed to eat anything with sugar in it. It se... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 10, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
89
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 10, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that last Chicken Thursday's news was actually the news from the previous Sunday. That was another error between my keyboard and my desk chair — I... read more..
I'll Push You
Susan Page
Susan Page
304
3 min read

I'll Push You

I'll Push You ... a journey of 500 miles, two best friends, and one wheelchair is a book that tells the story of two life-long friends, one who has no use of his limbs, who travel 500 miles together o... read more..
Quote #2494
Quotes
Susan Davis
119
<1min

Quote #2494

There is no disease, no addiction, no demon, no bad habit, no fault, no vice, no weakness, no temper, no moodiness, no pride, no self-pity, no strife, no jealousy, no perversion, no greed, no laziness... read more..
GPA
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5429
<1min

GPA

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful ... read more..
Y Zero K Bug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4958
2 min read

Y Zero K Bug

This joke is for those of you who remember the Y2K issue so many years ago. Message from Rome: January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem?  This change from B... read more..
One-Liner #2058
One-liners
Susan Davis
88
<1min

One-Liner #2058

The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.... read more..
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