Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Harmonica Gift
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4622
<1min

Harmonica Gift

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got." "That's great read more..
Quote #1785
Quotes
2377
<1min

Quote #1785

"Each New Year, we have before us a brand new book containing 365 blank pages with all the forgotten things from last year - the words we forgot to say, the love we forgot to show, and the charity w read more..
Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5472
4 min read

Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List

It is typical this time of year to prepare a list of resolutions for the coming year. I believe this goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden when Adam said to Eve, "I think I'll turn over a new le... read more..
One-liner #1343
One-liners
Susan Davis
1823
<1min

One-liner #1343

"I'm so pun at farties!" - Major Mark W. read more..
Elf Esteem
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2443
<1min

Elf Esteem

One of the North Pole Toy Shop employees just up and quit after last season and moved to New York City. She has a new position with the Philharmonic. Now she is a Metro Gnome.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4414 - December 27, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4414 - December 27, 2018

  Issue #4414                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Help yourself and support the Cybersalt Site read more..
Cybersalt News - December 27, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1254
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Help yourself and support the Cybersalt Site at the same time! If you don't have a backup of your photos and/or data, pick up an external hard drive and copy your files to ... read more..
Washing Instructions
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4417
<1min

Washing Instructions

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It dep... read more..
Christmas 1914, War at Peace
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3324
3 min read

Christmas 1914, War at Peace

Christmas 1914 The war in Europe was only four months old, yet it had already reached a savagery unknown until that time. After the initial success of the German army, the war became a desperate tren... read more..
Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
<1min

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happily addicted to the Web. All night lon read more..
Quote #1784
Quotes
1237
<1min

Quote #1784

"If you want to know who God is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what it means to be human, look at Jesus. If you want to know what love is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what grief is, look read more..
One-liner #1342
One-liners
Susan Davis
1943
<1min

One-liner #1342

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple Black read more..
Arbor Formula
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2263
<1min
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4413 - December 23, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4413 - December 23, 2018

  Issue #4413                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! As this is the last Cybersalt Digest to go o read more..
Cybersalt News - December 23, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1305
2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 23, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! As this is the last Cybersalt Digest to go out before Christmas Day, on behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself I wish you a blessed and peace filled Christmas! I am mindfu... read more..
I Heard the Bells
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3406
1 min read

I Heard the Bells

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was filled with sorrow at the tragic death of his wife in a fire in 1861. The Civil War broke out that same year, and it seemed this was an additional punishment. Two years ... read more..
Parents' Night Before Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5996
2 min read

Parents' Night Before Christmas

The REAL Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouse. Instructions were studiedand we were inspired,in hopes we coul... read more..
Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2289
4 min read

Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou?

One feature of the Christmas story has to do with the wise men. I’m not sure if there were three or not, but if there were I should like to be number four. Wisdom is such a rare commodity today I thi... read more..
Carol Pie
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2126
<1min

Carol Pie

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.... read more..
Quote #1783
Quotes
Susan Davis
2526
<1min

Quote #1783

  "Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus.Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos.Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener read more..
One-liner #1341
One-liners
Susan Davis
2090
<1min

One-liner #1341

It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4412 - December 20, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4412 - December 20, 2018

  Issue #4412                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A windstorm and power outage prevented me fr read more..
Cybersalt News - December 20, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1162
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A windstorm and power outage prevented me from adding Rev. James Snyder's latest commentary to the Cybersalt site last Sunday. I'm happy to report it's on there now, though... read more..
My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2204
4 min read

My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!

Once again, it is the Christmas season, which means I have to put up with people offended by everything, particularly that pertains to Christmas. When I was young, we had a little saying, “Sticks and... read more..
Attempted Homicide
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3856
<1min

Attempted Homicide

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and s... read more..
Wrapping Presents With A Cat
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5526
3 min read

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and read more..
Quote #1782
Quotes
Susan Davis
2136
<1min

Quote #1782

  "What kind of plan ever goes this far? What kind of mercy puts itself at ours? What kind of maker walks the earth he made From a cradle to a cross And leaves an empty grave? What kind of love? read more..
One-liner #1340
One-liners
Susan Davis
2000
<1min

One-liner #1340

Precision is a fuzzy concept.... read more..
Christmas To-Do List
Illustrations
Susan Davis
2482
<1min

Christmas To-Do List

1. Buy Presents  Be Present 2. Wrap Gifts  Someone in a Hug 3. Send Gifts Peace 4. Shop for Food - Donate Food 5. Make Cookies  Love 6. See the lights Be the light read more..
Nog so Sure
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1952
<1min

Nog so Sure

Not sure if you like eggnog or not? Eggnogstic!... read more..
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