Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Don't Park Here
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2188
<1min

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4400 - November 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4400 - November 8, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last mo read more..
Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1076
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..
Rules for Bank Robbers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4005
3 min read

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..
Legacy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2778
<1min

Legacy

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..
If Airlines Sold Paint
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4815
3 min read

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4399 - November 4, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4399 - November 4, 2018

  Issue #4399                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Ch read more..
Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1076
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..
Why Did I Ever Grow Up?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1916
4 min read

Why Did I Ever Grow Up?

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..
Miked Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2169
<1min

Miked Honesty

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..
Bat Delivery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4397
<1min

Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..
Beautiful Shopper
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2107
<1min

Beautiful Shopper

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1117
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionair... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4398 - November 1, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4398 - November 1, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/ read more..
Sad Recycling
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2104
<1min

Sad Recycling

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..
Smoke Support
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4046
2 min read

Smoke Support

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..
Endurance Honesty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1934
<1min

Endurance Honesty

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..
Auction Parrot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4711
<1min

Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4397 - October 28, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4397 - October 28, 2018

  Issue #4397                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to read more..
When Aging Reality Sets In
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5077
2 min read

When Aging Reality Sets In

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..
Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1276
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..
New Dish
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1930
<1min

New Dish

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..
Communication Sign
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
<1min

Communication Sign

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..
I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2198
4 min read

I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1250
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..
Quote #1771
Quotes
Susan Davis
2621
<1min

Quote #1771

  "I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4396 - October 25, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4396 - October 25, 2018

  Issue #4396                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived ve read more..
Pork Trial
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3942
<1min

Pork Trial

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..
Is it a fragrance or a stench?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2000
4 min read

Is it a fragrance or a stench?

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..
Siblings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2548
<1min

Siblings

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..
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