Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23137 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #1178
One-liners
Susan Davis
2018
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One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..
Quote #1625
Quotes
Susan Davis
2137
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Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4245 - March 30, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4245 - March 30, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4245                         Cybersalt News Oh lo... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1465
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the lowest quote isn't the best quote. You can see this in today's newest funny car picture "Window Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/window-repair ... read more..
A Special Place
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2694
<1min

A Special Place

There is a special place in life, That needs my humble skill, A certain job I'm meant to do, Which no one else can fulfill. The time will be demanding, And the pay is not too good And yet I wouldn't ... read more..
Window Repair
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4627
<1min

Window Repair

In hindsight, the lower quote wasn't the best deal. ... read more..
The Pigmy and the Dinosaur
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3823
<1min

The Pigmy and the Dinosaur

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Seve... read more..
Two Laws
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2160
<1min

Two Laws

You've heard of Murphy's law right? Yes . . . Why? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? No . . . . It's thinly sliced cabbage... read more..
The Importance of Correct Punctuation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3630
<1min

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact: *Version One* Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are... read more..
One-liner #1177
One-liners
Susan Davis
2061
<1min

One-liner #1177

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.... read more..
Quote #1624
Quotes
Susan Davis
1986
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Quote #1624

"I thought growing older would take longer." - Unknown read more..
Blind Spots
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1578
<1min

Blind Spots

Dr. David Schaafsma teaches about the blind spots we can face physically in our eyes and spiritually in our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170326-dave-schaafsma.mp3{/audio}(with apolog read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4244 - March 26, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4244 - March 26, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read read more..
Cybersalt News - March 26, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1557
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the w... read more..
Who's There?
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2542
<1min

Who's There?

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.... read more..
Lesson Learned
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3147
<1min

Lesson Learned

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him mann... read more..
Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3017
<1min

Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. * Spare the 5.03 meters an... read more..
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2714
4 min read

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “clo... read more..
One-liner #1176
One-liners
Susan Davis
2284
<1min

One-liner #1176

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.... read more..
Quote #1623
Quotes
Susan Davis
2089
<1min

Quote #1623

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." - Socrates read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4243 - March 23, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4243 - March 23, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers!  You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at read more..
Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1461
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers!  You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..
Quote #1622
Quotes
Susan Davis
2080
<1min

Quote #1622

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..
Fishy Dinner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4006
<1min

Fishy Dinner

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..
Sign - Drive with Cake
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5047
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Sign - Drive with Cake

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..
Faith Admired
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4021
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Faith Admired

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..
Don't Laugh
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1983
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Don't Laugh

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.... read more..
One-liner #1175
One-liners
Susan Davis
1970
<1min

One-liner #1175

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.... read more..
Chavez Prayer
Illustrations
Susan Davis
2151
<1min

Chavez Prayer

Show me the suffering of the most miserable; So I will know my people's plight. Free me to pray for others; For you are present in every person. Help me to take responsibility for my own life; So th... read more..
Abraham #1 - Hall of Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1590
<1min

Abraham #1 - Hall of Faith

Abraham is an example of faith because he sacrificed his own comfort in response to God's call to a future of unknown blessing.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170319.mp3{/audio} read more..
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