Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23137 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Secret Sin
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2733
<1min

Secret Sin

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property. As soon as they were out of sight, the locksm... read more..
*Famous Sports Quotes*
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4602
2 min read

*Famous Sports Quotes*

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it tak read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4332 - February 4, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4332 - February 4, 2017

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One-liner #1162
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1162

I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee ... like a psychopath.... read more..
A New Day
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A New Day

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your ... read more..
Pastor Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pastor Comeback

A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfar... read more..
Why Did God Give Us Winter?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2970
4 min read

Why Did God Give Us Winter?

Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know! I have a rare disease called Coldaphobia. As f... read more..
Quote #1609
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1609

"Worship isn't an event to attend and watch. It's a lifestyle to be lived." - unknown read more..
Statue Correctness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Statue Correctness

When speaking to a Greek Orthodox audience, icon tact is important.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4229 - January 29, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4229 - January 29, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Wow, Rev. James Snyder really likes to go on about the cold!  It does serve a good purpose in his life though - that and other trials. You can read mor read more..
Cybersalt News - January 29, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Wow, Rev. James Snyder really likes to go on about the cold!  It does serve a good purpose in his life though - that and other trials. You can read more about that in ... read more..
One-liner #1161
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1161

Auto-correct can be so flippant annotating.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4330 - January 28, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4330 - January 28, 2017

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Legalism 3
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1504
1 min read

Legalism 3

A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he ... read more..
Football Newbie
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3956
<1min

Football Newbie

A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why... read more..
Motherly Pride
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3805
<1min

Motherly Pride

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The other woman said,... read more..
You Bet A Hip!
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
6250
<1min

You Bet A Hip!

If you gather enough men together eventually they will cancel out each other's collective wisdom. Case in point,consider this episode of "You bet a hip!" ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4228 - January 26, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4228 - January 26, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know that if you get together enough men they will eventually cancel out each other's collective wisdom? Today's entry in the FunBlog is a great exa read more..
Cybersalt News - January 26, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 26, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know that if you get together enough men they will eventually cancel out each other's collective wisdom? Today's entry in the FunBlog is a great example.  You ... read more..
One-liner #1160
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1160

Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.... read more..
Taking Advice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Taking Advice

When my friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.... read more..
Quote #1608
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1608

"Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do." - Irma Kurtz read more..
Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us praying is something that can be learned and is a practice that we can grow in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170122.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4227 - January 22, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4227 - January 22, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been wondering if the Russians have hacked his thermometer. He has also been thinking about how appearances can be deceiving read more..
Cybersalt News - January 22, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been wondering if the Russians have hacked his thermometer. He has also been thinking about how appearances can be deceiving. You can read "... read more..
Quote #1607
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1607

"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will."  - Suzy Kassem read more..
The Piano
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
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3 min read

The Piano

If you visit St. Andrew’s in Victoria, you will find an upright Bell piano with a brass plaque that tells the story of how God sent a piano across the country to find a son in exile. David Vuckson co... read more..
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2701
4 min read

Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?

I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before. Is it true that the older you ge... read more..
One-liner #1159
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1159

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, "Dogs are easily amused;" then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.... read more..
The Deeds Undone
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3094
<1min

The Deeds Undone

It isn't the thing you do, friend, it's the thing you leave undone,Which gives you the bitter heartache, at the setting of the sun:The tender words unspoken, to letter you did not write,The flowers yo... read more..
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