Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016

The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

It’s Hot… And I Love It

Recently it has been rather hot around here. A little hotter than usual, in my estimation. I really don’t know if it is getting hotter or as I get older, I’m not able to handle the hot weather. Whoev... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4166 - August 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cyber read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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First Date Nerves

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food,... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Chopper

Mike wanted a new motorcycle.Linda wanted more yard work done.Problem solved. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1552

"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Patisserie Solicitation

Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1104

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sincerity

One summer evening, a thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

*I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem: ______________________________ 2. Now, describe your problem accurately: _________________ 3. Speculate wildly about th read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4165 - August 20, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 20, 2016

If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt site. You'll find... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1551

"I myself am the enemy who also must be loved..." - Carl Jung read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1103

I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Walk Surprise

This was not the walk Lou expected. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Are Beautiful

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flatte... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Stubby Purpose

Broken pencils are pointless!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Judging Rounds

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Poor Widow

A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left. The friend says, "How... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4164 - August 19, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nurs read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 19, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nursing Enjoy the re... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Garden Nursing

Don't forget to nurse your plantsin the summer heat. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Customer Service and Tact

At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card. After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Allen, what do I do ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sinner

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are with... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1550

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Abraham Joshua Heschel read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hairy Adjustment

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1102

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4163 - August 18, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot sing Britney Spears' song "Oops! ... I did it again", but I sure do get lots of chances to say its title. To summarize my latest error between my k read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot sing Britney Spears' song "Oops! ... I did it again", but I sure do get lots of chances to say its title. To summarize my latest error between my keyboard and seat... read more..