Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1549
Quotes
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Quote #1549

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better read more..
You Should See
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Should See

Two small-town merchants were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference.  There was a large party thrown, with lots of food and refreshments. At the end of the party, they... read more..
One-liner #1101
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1101

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.... read more..
Down with Newton
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Down with Newton

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.... read more..
A Picture of Peace
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Picture of Peace

There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and ... read more..
Paul Hunt - Balance Beam Performance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Paul Hunt - Balance Beam Performance

Gymnastics clown, Paul Hunt, is no slouch on the balance beam - except maybe when he is hanging underneath it. ... read more..
Miles and Eggs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Miles and Eggs

The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Mike," she said. "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are three dollars a dozen, how ol... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4162 - August 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4162 - August 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:www.cybersal read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2016

Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/pau... read more..
One-liner #1100
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1100

"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists." - Joan Gussow read more..
Quote #1548
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1548

"Everywhere else in the world, loveliness precedes love. Only in the Gospel does love precede loveliness."  - Tullian Tchividjian read more..
Tofu for Memory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tofu for Memory

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.... read more..
Parenting, Role Models, Swearing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Parenting, Role Models, Swearing

A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, it doesn't matter,... read more..
Puppy Mark
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Mark

An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits. As the look-alik... read more..
One-liner #1099
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1099

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4161 - August 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4161 - August 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnas read more..
Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016

Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnastic routine on th... read more..
Elemental Funeral
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Elemental Funeral

When chemists die, they barium.... read more..
Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance

A wonderful video of the talented and hilarious gymnast, Paul Hunt, on the uneven bars. ... read more..
Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance

Enjoy the talented and funny gymnast, Paul Hunt, performing this floor exercise. ... read more..
Want To Go To Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Want To Go To Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!"  He then approached a... read more..
Quote #1547
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1547

  “Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; read more..
Wedding Vows
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Vows

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the receptio... read more..
Scheduled Shot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Scheduled Shot

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. T... read more..
One-liner #1098
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1098

When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.... read more..
Name That Baby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Name That Baby

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4160 - August 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4160 - August 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevat read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016

Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevator Rethink" at:ww... read more..
Elevator Rethink
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Elevator Rethink

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4159 - August 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4159 - August 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in read more..
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