Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Vengeance

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wet Clothes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! It is Spam!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4138 - July 23, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Past read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Hospital Waiting

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated bec... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1080

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Security Tips

The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away. Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4137 - July 22, 2016

Cybersalt News I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my m read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016

I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Big Marble Run Machine

I don't know why this big marble run machine is so satisfying to watch, but it is!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1527

"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself." - Albert Einstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Noodlewannabe

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Impressions

One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk ask... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1079

I intend to live forever; so far so good.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Watermelon Arms

"Get your own watermelon." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4136 - July 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find " read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms"... read more..