Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Noises Under the Floor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..
Dog Tricks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4156
2 min read

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..
Quote #1523
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..
One-liner #1075
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1075

Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4131 - July 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4131 - July 16, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's ma read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..
Quantum Levitation
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2848
<1min

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are.  So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..
Thinking Outside of the Box
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2980
<1min

Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..
Grammar Camp
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4673
<1min

Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..
Helping Daddy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..
Quote #1522
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..
One-liner #1074
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4130 - July 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4130 - July 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1521
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..
Dolphin Fear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..
Dr. Benchvorkian
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2295
<1min

Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..
One-liner #1073
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4129 - July 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4129 - July 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, w read more..
Car 34
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3966
<1min

Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..
Coveting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..
Name Need
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3959
<1min

Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..
Cat Cookie Thief
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..
Politically Correct Cat Terms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..
Summer Reading
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..
Quote #1520
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..
The Intolerable Compliment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..
One-liner #1072
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4128 - July 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. read more..
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