Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Tapping Fright
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3342
<1min

Tapping Fright

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noi... read more..
Backwoods Labor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6064
<1min

Backwoods Labor

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor hande... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5056 - October 26, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5056 - October 26, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - 9d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are baseball fans - again! We lived in Toronto when the Blue Jays won back to back World Series Championships in 92 an read more..
Cybersalt News - October 26, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
467
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 9d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are baseball fans - again! We lived in Toronto when the Blue Jays won back to back World Series Championships in 92 and 93. It's fun to chee... read more..
The Pitcher's Problem ⚾
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2443
<1min

The Pitcher's Problem ⚾

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the s... read more..
One-Liner #1969
One-liners
Susan Davis
500
<1min

One-Liner #1969

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology; please DO NOT buy it.... read more..
Tell the Secret
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2896
2 min read

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had ... read more..
I Had a Thought But I Can’t Remember It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
823
4 min read

I Had a Thought But I Can’t Remember It

I just celebrated another birthday. I never imagined I would get this old, but here I am, old and still breathing. Reflecting on my birthday celebration, I looked back on my life and realized I've be... read more..
Quote #2405
Quotes
Susan Davis
506
<1min

Quote #2405

"Did they lie to you about who they were? Or did you lie to yourself about who they were?" - attr. Seokhoon, Insider read more..
A Tale of Two Bugs
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
547
<1min

A Tale of Two Bugs

I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city. It's a Rome ants novel.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5055 - October 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
177
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5055 - October 23, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 12d260! Last Sunday's news did not appear due to another error between my seat and my keyboard. So here it what I meant to report - still news, but j read more..
Cybersalt News - October 23, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
405
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 12d260! Last Sunday's news did not appear due to another error between my seat and my keyboard. So here it what I meant to report - still news, but just a few days staler.... read more..
Quote #2404
Quotes
Susan Davis
488
<1min

Quote #2404

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody." - Mark Twain read more..
Proud Mom
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4317
<1min

Proud Mom

Mitchell, a kindergartener, practiced spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for... read more..
North Americans
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2736
2 min read

North Americans

We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving... read more..
Answering Machine Messages
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3986
2 min read

Answering Machine Messages

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are... read more..
When the Stork Can't Handle It
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
467
<1min

When the Stork Can't Handle It

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.... read more..
One-Liner #1968
One-liners
Susan Davis
435
<1min

One-Liner #1968

Been renovating my place ... and when I knocked down a wall, I found a secret, fully furnished room!! Then I remembered ... we live in a duplex.... read more..
The God I Love
Susan Page
Susan Page
807
3 min read

The God I Love

Have you ever experienced a time when challenges and trials caused a deep restlessness within your soul? When we wrestle with unanswered prayers or dreams that have become nightmares, we often increas... read more..
The Law of the Garbage Truck
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3327
<1min

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..
What it Was, Was a Cookie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
711
4 min read

What it Was, Was a Cookie

At least once a month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her daughter will spend a day visiting thrift stores in our community. I’m not sure, so don’t quote me, but I think there’s a 100-mile ... read more..
One-Liner #1967
One-liners
Susan Davis
467
<1min

One-Liner #1967

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.... read more..
A Black Tie Affair
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
587
<1min

A Black Tie Affair

I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know. But he looks amazing in a tuxedo.... read more..
Quote #2403
Quotes
Susan Davis
573
<1min

Quote #2403

"If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don't see anyone from that group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any conc read more..
Wig Eye Witness
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4083
<1min

Wig Eye Witness

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor c... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5053 - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
159
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5053 - October 16, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5054 - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5054 - October 16, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to read more..
The Light Still Shines Through
Susan Page
Susan Page
694
6 min read

The Light Still Shines Through

But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day. (Proverbs 4:18) Have you ever faced a time when life as you knew it was no longer the same... read more..
Cow Horns
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4651
<1min

Cow Horns

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on field trip to the country. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'a read more..
Puzzling Bus Shelter Blunder
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2369
<1min

Puzzling Bus Shelter Blunder

City officials in Mesa, Arizona, have mistakenly installed two bus shelters where no buses run. The installation cost $19,000 at a time when the city is cutting its public transit budget to save mone... read more..
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