Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Enough Shopping
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Enough Shopping

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..
Massachusetts Shorts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Massachusetts Shorts

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..
One-liner #1046
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2019
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One-liner #1046

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..
Eyes of Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Eyes of Love

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..
Pray Loud
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pray Loud

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4098 - May 5, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4098 - May 5, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breed read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..
Rhino Breeding
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..
Quote #1493
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1493

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..
One-liner #1045
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..
Bathroom Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4097 - May 4, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4097 - May 4, 2016

Cybersalt News Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of tod read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..
Quote #1492
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Skinny Lane
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..
One-liner #1044
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..
Free BBQ
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..
Dependency On God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..
Ladies' Tee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4096 - May 3, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4096 - May 3, 2016

Cybersalt News If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingl read more..
Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..
Quote #1491
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..
Tingling Senses
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..
Theatre Ban
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..
One-liner #1043
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..
A Brokxn Kxy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Brokxn Kxy

Evxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx of the kxys. I havx many timxs wishxd that it workxd pxrfxctly. It is trux that thxrx arx forty-onx kxys that function wx... read more..
Good Robbery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Good Robbery

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016

Cybersalt News If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..
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