Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
My Wallet Is Crying 😭
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
91
<1min

My Wallet Is Crying 😭

I just spent $100 on a new belt and it doesn't even fit ... Huge waste.... read more..
No Leisure to Look Up
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2733
2 min read

No Leisure to Look Up

King Henry IV of France once asked the Duke of Alva if he had observed the great eclipse of the sun that had recently occurred. "No," said the duke, "I have so much to do on the earth that read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
118
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Our 40th wedding anniversary was two weeks ago, but this weekend we're celebrating with all of our kids and grandkids. Later this afternoon we're gathering at the board game... read more..
Quote #2493
Quotes
Susan Davis
88
<1min

Quote #2493

"God created us to know him and love him and show him. And then he gave us a hint of what he is like: the universe." - John Piper, Why Did God Create the World? read more..
Busted Myth 🐖
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
102
<1min

Busted Myth 🐖

Contrary to popular belief, pigs don't actually speak pig Latin. They speak Porkuguese.... read more..
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5851
<1min

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N.  Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.  He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of cele... read more..
One-Liner #2057
One-liners
Susan Davis
100
<1min

One-Liner #2057

I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.... read more..
After All, a Penny is a Penny
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
433
4 min read

After All, a Penny is a Penny

As I was leaving the post office, I hurried across the parking lot to get to my vehicle. As I usually do, I kept my eyes focused on the ground as I walked to my vehicle. Then, I saw it. There it was ... read more..
Sense of Humor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2851
<1min

Sense of Humor

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..
100 GB
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4985
2 min read

100 GB

Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug. As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs used to show the number of hamburgers the giant chain ... read more..
One-Liner #2056
One-liners
Susan Davis
96
<1min

One-Liner #2056

Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said, "I thought you were on ... read more..
The Word Goes On! 🤷‍♂️
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
84
<1min

The Word Goes On! 🤷‍♂️

It's alright if you don't know what a prefix means. It's not the end of the word.... read more..
Quote #2492
Quotes
Susan Davis
65
<1min

Quote #2492

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely ... read more..
Parenting, Worry, Teens
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2305
<1min

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..
This Little Piggy
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3791
<1min

This Little Piggy

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..
Gifts of Grace
Susan Page
Susan Page
197
4 min read

Gifts of Grace

“Gifts of grace come to all of us. But we must be ready to see and willing to receive these gifts. It will require a kind of sacrifice, the sacrifice of believing that, however painful our losses, lif... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 30, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
111
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! I've preached more than a thousand times over the years, and today I get to do it one more time. Our senior pastor is on vacation, so I get to preach this morning. Which b... read more..
Quote #2491
Quotes
Susan Davis
49
<1min

Quote #2491

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton read more..
New Axioms of the Nineties
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4915
<1min

New Axioms of the Nineties

  1. Home is where you hang your @.  2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.  4. You can't teach a read more..
One-Liner #2055
One-liners
Susan Davis
116
<1min

One-Liner #2055

When I was your age, the internet went SKAWEEEE ReWeeert BeeDong BeeDoNG TsCHCHCHCH.... read more..
Part-Time Jobs Available! 🪮🎉
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
83
<1min

Part-Time Jobs Available! 🪮🎉

They're hiring at the comb factory. It's just part time.... read more..
The Bible
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2665
<1min

The Bible

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..
Is Crazy Contagious?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
282
4 min read

Is Crazy Contagious?

Getting into trouble seems to be an ongoing habit of mine. It doesn't matter what the trouble is at the time; it somehow associates itself with me. Whenever I think I'm perfect and everything is goin... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 27, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
131
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters this week is that our eldest daughter and grandson have arrived for a visit, and we are having a wonderful time with them. ... read more..
Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son into Manhood
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3940
<1min

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son into Manhood

10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control. 8. Lead him through an afternoon of read more..
Quote #2490
Quotes
Susan Davis
426
<1min

Quote #2490

"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." - Garrison Keillor, Happy to Be Here read more..
One-Liner #2054
One-liners
Susan Davis
95
<1min

One-Liner #2054

Seen in a riding barn: For fast riders, we have fast horses;For slow riders, we have slow horses;For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden.... read more..
Cold Weather Strategy for Painters 🧥🎨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
93
<1min

Cold Weather Strategy for Painters 🧥🎨

What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.... read more..
Car Names Explained
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3650
2 min read

Car Names Explained

(My car is in here, so don't be offended if yours is too!) AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Big Money Works   - Bought My Wife   - Brutal Money Waster   - read more..
Name Calling
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2616
<1min

Name Calling

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of... read more..
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