Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Strange Ailment
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
551
<1min

A Strange Ailment

This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5051 - October 2, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
160
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5051 - October 2, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to October! As suspected, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at Church Camp over the weekend. I came down with a bug on the way hom read more..
Cybersalt News - October 2, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
436
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to October! As suspected, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at Church Camp over the weekend. I came down with a bug on the way home (and I am a bit feve... read more..
Quote #2398
Quotes
Susan Davis
522
<1min

Quote #2398

"All the powers of the world cannot take away my life, until God permits. All the physicians of earth cannot preserve it, when God calls me away." - John Charles Ryle read more..
One-Liner #1962
One-liners
Susan Davis
475
<1min

One-Liner #1962

One of my friends told me I make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was a hurtful thing to say, and it ruined our bath.... read more..
Fore Gone Conclusion
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
425
<1min

Fore Gone Conclusion

I was playing 9 holes at Forest Park in St. Louis with my father, when I made an unbelievable shot that landed about three feet from the hole. However, I hadn't noticed that there was a greenske... read more..
Bathroom Break
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4111
<1min

Bathroom Break

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will tha... read more..
Born in a Stairwell
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
508
<1min

Born in a Stairwell

Woman: My mother gave birth to her youngest in a stairwell. Man: Really? A brother? Woman: No. She's actually my step-sister.... read more..
The Least of These
Susan Page
Susan Page
745
4 min read

The Least of These

It was time for her daily constitutional. Her route was predictable, familiar, and close to home. There were not too many options during the pandemic. Even though she was in her happy place, observing... read more..
Paying the Bills
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8567
2 min read

Paying the Bills

A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food.  The waiter says, "No way.  I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right.  I don't have any money, but... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5050 - September 28, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
165
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5050 - September 28, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - 37d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at church camp this weekend. I am lining this mailing up on Friday to go out on Sunday so I hope we are havi read more..
Cybersalt News - September 28, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
717
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 37d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at church camp this weekend. I am lining this mailing up on Friday to go out on Sunday so I hope we are having a good time! (I thi... read more..
The Itchy Secret to Good Luck
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
990
<1min

The Itchy Secret to Good Luck

I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.... read more..
Past Dreams of a Girl
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3064
<1min

Past Dreams of a Girl

She came tonight as I sat alone..The girl I used to be....And she gazed at me with her earnest eyeAnd questioned reproachfully: Have you forgotten the many plansAnd hopes I had for you?The great care... read more..
One-Liner #1961
One-liners
Susan Davis
870
<1min

One-Liner #1961

My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2026" ... Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.... read more..
One More Candle on Another Cake
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1080
4 min read

One More Candle on Another Cake

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were finishing our supper. If anyone can put together a marvelous supper, it is she. If anybody can eat a marvelous supper, it is me. As we were finishing... read more..
Quote #2397
Quotes
Susan Davis
846
<1min

Quote #2397

"Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep." - Unknown read more..
Speeding Hymns
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15391
<1min

Speeding Hymns

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph.... "N... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5047 - September 25, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5047 - September 25, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops. Today's video share is about a shark that is my fav read more..
Cybersalt News - September 25, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
914
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops. Today's video share is about a shark that is my favourite colour: orange... read more..
Illegal Turn
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4267
<1min

Illegal Turn

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The ... read more..
Grandma and the Psychic
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2630
<1min

Grandma and the Psychic

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.  The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Gran... read more..
The Quieter Pet
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1027
<1min

The Quieter Pet

I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.... read more..
One-Liner #1960
One-liners
Susan Davis
1189
<1min

One-Liner #1960

There are three kinds of men:  the one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation; The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers... read more..
Quote #2396
Quotes
Susan Davis
1020
<1min

Quote #2396

- photo by Susan Page"If you can't figure out how to be kind, figure out how to be quiet." - unknown read more..
The Help
Susan Page
Susan Page
810
4 min read

The Help

I recently came across a photo of the four generations of women on my mother’s side. In it are my mother, her mother, my daughters and me. It was taken years ago while on a visit to see my grandmothe... read more..
Playing Through
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4298
<1min

Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute.  May I play through, please?" The first man angrily gav... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5046 - September 21, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
145
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5046 - September 21, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.) It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Head read more..
Cybersalt News - September 21, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1282
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.) It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but fall is ... read more..
And then it’s Monday… Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1619
4 min read

And then it’s Monday… Again

I'm not sure if it's just me getting old or something altogether different. Time seems to go by fast. My father used to say, "The older you get the faster time goes." I'm finally beginning to underst... read more..
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