Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
10 Minutes Alone
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4617
<1min

10 Minutes Alone

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten... read more..
Quote #2395
Quotes
Susan Davis
1388
<1min

Quote #2395

"Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood let alone believed by the masses." - Plato read more..
Lost Cell Phone
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3553
<1min

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "... read more..
Rooting for You🌿
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1420
<1min

Rooting for You🌿

I told my plants I love them. Now, they're rooting for me.... read more..
One-Liner #1959
One-liners
Susan Davis
1322
<1min

One-Liner #1959

I wish my life had background music so I could at least know if I'm in a drama, comedy, or horror show.... read more..
A Bartender, a Customer, and a Parka
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2615
<1min

A Bartender, a Customer, and a Parka

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5045 - September 18, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
172
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5045 - September 18, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willi read more..
Cybersalt News - September 18, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1626
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willingly" because in his t... read more..
Quote #2394
Quotes
Susan Davis
1788
<1min

Quote #2394

A man went to a monastery for a retreat. The monk who showed him to his room said this, “If you need anything, let us know and we’ll teach you how to live without it.”... read more..
When Help Calls
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2128
2 min read

When Help Calls

A frazzled Mrs. Melnik sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother... read more..
Senile Virus
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5744
<1min

Senile Virus

Just got this in from a reliable source.  It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced virus protection products cannot take care of, so be warned.... read more..
Digestion Times
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1863
<1min

Digestion Times

How long does it take to digest? Banana – 30 minutesApples – 40 minutesWhite rice – 1 hourAvocado – 2 hoursEggs – 2.5 hoursAlmonds – 3 hoursLosing a big fish – 55 years... read more..
Scientists Are Making Some Noise! 🎤
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1589
<1min

Scientists Are Making Some Noise! 🎤

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab. The results speak for themselves.... read more..
One-Liner #1958
One-liners
Susan Davis
1602
<1min

One-Liner #1958

Some things are better left unsaid, which I often realize after I say them.... read more..
Sparkle with Joy
Susan Page
Susan Page
1808
3 min read

Sparkle with Joy

There are times and seasons in life where we may not feel very joyful. However, in Scripture, the word joy is referenced 242 times. Joy is listed second in the fruit of the Spirit, after the word love... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5044 - September 14, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5044 - September 14, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. I am definitely ready for a day of rest today after a very full day of work yesterday, which included finishing off a major project for a client. Work read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1923
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. I am definitely ready for a day of rest today after a very full day of work yesterday, which included finishing off a major project for a client. Working hard is not the on... read more..
Principal Rounds
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11231
<1min

Principal Rounds

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seeme... read more..
Change the World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4043
2 min read

Change the World

My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..
The Older I Get, the Younger I Feel
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2387
4 min read

The Older I Get, the Younger I Feel

I like celebrating anything and everything. After all, who doesn’t like party time? Thinking along this line it occurred to me this month I will be celebrating my birthday. I pondered this for a whil... read more..
Funny Bone Prank 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1954
<1min

Funny Bone Prank 😂

My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm bones as a joke. No one found that humerus.... read more..
One-liner #1957
One-liners
Susan Davis
1900
<1min

One-liner #1957

My September goal is to be less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)... read more..
Quote #2393
Quotes
Susan Davis
1982
<1min

Quote #2393

- photo by Susan Page"Never do the flowers of grace grow more than in the showers of repentant tears" - Thomas Watson, The Doctrine of Repentance read more..
How Much Did He Leave?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2526
<1min

How Much Did He Leave?

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come a read more..
Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2188
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come and cut them off. It's... read more..
Late for Class
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5812
<1min

Late for Class

At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor was absent. A full professor rated fifteen minutes. An associate ... read more..
Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2004
<1min

Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..
Quote #2392
Quotes
Susan Davis
2223
<1min

Quote #2392

"The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts." - attr. Bryant McGill read more..
One-Liner #1956
One-liners
Susan Davis
2020
<1min

One-Liner #1956

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.... read more..
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