Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Dark Night of the Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "dark night of the soul" originates from the 16th-century Spanish mystic and poet St. John of the Cross. He used this phrase in his poem and subsequent treatise Dark Ni read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baseball In Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Ken, taking a walk and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Ken and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?" Ken thinks about i... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5042 - September 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now on read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now one of them is having "a... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2391

There are children in the world holding onto the hope that someone will stand up and speak for them. - unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Actual Signs

Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you will be unbearable." Leipzig elevator - "Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up." Belgrade eleva... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1955

Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my four year old said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4408
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Advertising in the 2000s

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1983
<1min

A Grate Tragedy 🧀

I cut myself shredding cheese. I wanted to blame someone else, but then I remembered ... with grate power comes grate responsibility.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2613
4 min read

Did My Body Warranty Just Expire?

Just when I recover from the latest ache in my body within a few minutes, I will get a “Boo, I’m back.” I’m not quite sure why these Aches and Pains love my body so much. Why don’t they just get over... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5041 - September 4, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! August was the best month ever for the business side of Cybersalt. Grandma Cybersalt and I are grateful for that because we are both addicted to read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 4, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! August was the best month ever for the business side of Cybersalt. Grandma Cybersalt and I are grateful for that because we are both addicted to eating every day! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5517
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Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.  When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.  "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2457
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Quote #2390

Today I complete a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. - unknown... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1950
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My Daughter's Career Crisis 💇‍♀️

My daughter can't decide if she wants to be a hairdresser or an author. I guess she'll have to flip a coin ... heads or tales.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4364
3 min read

The Chaos

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5757
2 min read

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1954

If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they are not actually interested in your opinion; I know that now...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Stolen Goat

The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals: "We knew Army cadets were involved because they ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
2361
4 min read

All These Beautiful Things

I’ve often thought there could be nothing worse than living with cognitive decline to the point where you are unaware of your family, friends or your surroundings. I have deep concern and empathy for ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5040 - August 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 31, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in September. I am going... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2389

People wait all day for 5pm. All week for Friday. All summer for winter. All winter for summer. And all of life for happiness. Don't let the pursuit of tomorrow diminish the joy of today.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Doctor's Consent

I asked my doctor if I could administer anesthesia myself and he told me, "Sure, go knock yourself out."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1953

When I was little, I remember they only played old-people music in the supermarkets; but today when I went to whole Foods, they were playing all the songs I love.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3058
4 min read

To Be or Not to Be, That’s My Confusion

After many years of denial, I finally realized how easily I am confused. Why it took me so long to realize this,  I will never know. If only I could go back to my wonderful teenage years when I ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
19593
<1min

New Phonetic Alphabet

The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling "Wilson" as "Whiskey, India, Lima, Sierra, Oscar, November") has been used by aircraft pilots, police, and many others... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5039 - August 28, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt's bike incident bruises and scrapes are healing nicely. Also in Cybersalt bike news, our youngest grandson (4 years-old) is now ridi read more..