Monthly Archive

May 2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Chief's Wife

"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly."   The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cooter vs. Sada'am

"Sada'am?  This here's Cooter over here in Arkansas.  I am callin' long distance to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Cooter," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important n read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Proud Grandmother

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her."T... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good May Morning 5-31-08

"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear." Matt. 11:15     Do we hear the full left and right ear range of God's Word? It is so easy for us to hear the sweet strings of t read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10818

Vulture Catch

First they planned to attract the vultures. After that they'd figure how to catch them. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat With Rat

Why can't we all just get along? ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Boot

PETA and the SPCA were not inpressed by the fur-lined boots sale. read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat TV

All the cats loved the new TV. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10583

Vacation Needed

At only 3 months old Faye needed a vacation already. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Volleyball

Felix was drafted for his cat like reflexes. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
16360

Too Tired To Eat

After all, eating is tiring work. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10544

Cat Tobasco

Fluffy quickly found out catnip and tobasco sauce were not a good combination. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Slump

Morris still can't believe they got a second puppy. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
18144

Cat Spy

Who Could It Be? ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
11748

Cat Rescue

You should see the mouse they used to catch him! ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Shooter

Violent video games were having an obvious negative effect on the Johnson kitten. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Catnip Legalized

Canada's recent move to legalize catnip is having horrible consequences. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10619

Cat Paint Dump

Hey baby! Why you feelin' so blue? ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
17475

Cat Pray

Please, please, please, PLEASE, don't buy a puppy! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5244

Foot Snuggle

On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave my foot a gentle squeeze."Mmmmm," I said. "Tha... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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25th Anniversary of First Sermon

On May 29, 1983, Pastor Tim preached his first sermon at First Baptist Church in Orillia, Ontario. Back then it was the custom at First Baptist to have the youth group take and conduct one evening ser... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good May Morning 5-29-08

"Be ye doers of the Word and hot hearers only. Do what it says." James 1:22 Do you remember your old record player and we were so excited when it came in High-fi. Fidelity, or faithfuln read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good May morning 5-27-08 continued from Sat.

"Your words were found, and I ate them, and Your word was to me the joy and rejoicing of my heart. Jeremiah 15:16 continued from Saturday.     I promised to give you three way read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good May Morning 5-28-08

 "Singing and making melody in your heart to the LORD." Eph. 5:19       As I look through the Bible I find bells mentioned only in Exodus 28 and 39 and in read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mouse Nightmare

The last scene of most mouse nightmares. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mouse Prank

Get even while you can. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
11921

Cat Judge

A dog would never judge it's owner by looks. ... read more..

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