Monthly Archive

April 2009

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 18 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2016

The Merciful Old Testament God

A lot of people think that God is cranky, unkind, and unmerciful in the Old Testament.  This is simply not true. {audio}podcast/sm20090426.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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God's Good, Free, Gift

Salvation is God's good and free gift - ours unconditionally after we believe in Him. {audio}podcast/sm20090419.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4921

Zookeeper's Dilemma

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."He started the letter: "To whom it may co... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2962

Susan Boyle

Never judge a book by its cover.  This video is getting so much play that it's not being embedded in other's pages right now. So if you can't view it below you can view it here. ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
2321

Resurrection Response

Jesus is risen from the dead!  Our resurrection response needs to be on track. *Please note: due to technical difficulties beyond our control the recording has some audible static* Listen Here:... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5296

School Days

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids h... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2469

Why I am Happy to Pay My Taxes and Other Mendacities

Last week I was going along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it wh read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5021

New Car

The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of the church lot, not wanting to be ostentatious.While talking with friends after the service, my husband accide... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
12454

Cat Fowl Gesture

Simon, Clyde, and Rusty did not appreciate this fowl gesture. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4749

D.C. Flyover

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son: "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Penta... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4737

Flight Booking

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
2471

Your Parade Prayer

If Jesus were to parade down the street past you, what would you cry out to Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20090405.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2781

Microsoft Photosynth

Numerous times I have taken a number of pictures of a scene in the hope of somehow sewing them together and making a nice panoramic shot. As you will see from this video, it's apparently just one mor... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
6142

Hartford Hotline

Here's a hilarious recording from the Hartford Hotline to the Hartford (I am guessing) 911 dispatcher. I don't know which Hartford it is, but it doesn't matter. I'm guessing every Hartford in the wo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4447

Conductor Problem

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did n... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7574

Twitter Status and Facebook

+ I've been asked a number of times how it is that the Cybersalt Twitter updates are automatically appearing as status updates on my Facebook Account.  It is very easy to do.  Log in to your Facebook read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19161

Cola Wars

The war between Coke and Pepsi has been escalating. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5053

Never Be Late

A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.  A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give ... read more..

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