Monthly Archive

October 2011

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Funny Car Pictures
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Horsepower Backfire

Jessie didn't mind the slow speed of his car, but he hated it when it backfired. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Accounting Secret

There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew everything there was to know about accounting. He could answer any question. He knew all the tax laws. There wasn't a better ... read more..

God's Penman
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My Grandfather and that New Contraption… The Telephone.

I was sitting in a restaurant on a Friday afternoon enjoying a leisurely repast with some friends. Somewhere in the middle of our conversation, my cell phone went off. Without even thinking about it, ... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0733

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Burial Costs

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1186

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3759 - October 8, 2011

Issue #3759 Cybersalt News The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2011

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0732

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snow Proof

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Church Sign Threat

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Shoe Art Car

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Looking Back at Romance

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Mothers

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

Clean Puns
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The Worm Catcher

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Jonah on Vacation

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1185

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3758 - October 7, 2011

Issue #3758 Cybersalt News Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 7, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Go Play in the Street

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Ginsu

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cheap HMO

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Shovel Eggs

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Spare Car on Hummer

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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New Neighbor

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1184

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0731

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..