Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9471

Squid Ink

If the sky were a scroll and the ocean full of ink? Well, apparently it might be. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
11513

Jesus is Watching Sign

You can't get away with anything in Farmington, New Mexico. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2925

Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1551

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb." - Spurgeon   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1861

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2011

Today's featured page demonstrates a method guaranteed to help anyone enjoy any job.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-love-my-job Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1425

Quote #1146

"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4391

Liturgical Response

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy spirit." But, with the m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1962

One-liner #0692

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2174

Star Cleaning

"Stars clean themselves with meteor showers." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5681

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8939

Cotton Candy Dog

That's the last time I lean over into the cotton candy machine. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
20332

I Love My Job

I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . I love my job . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12871

Baby Barbed Wire

Bob and Janet should have known something was up when their babysitter said she had references but would have to kill them if she shared them. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1697

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2011

What do you get when you combine pipe cleaners and genetic engineering?  You get the latest entry in the FunBlog. I think you will enjoy and be amazed by "Two Bendy Clowns in a Box" at:www.cybers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Cell Phone Flight Call

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. "Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight," I reminded her. "Besides, we're over t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1857

One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1612

Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5444

Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7187

Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12382

Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6070

Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2405

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12036

Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11986

Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14193

Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5191

Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1547

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
15993

Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202

Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1887

One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..