Monthly Archive

2011

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Football Penalties Bible Cartoon
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Football Penalties Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Professional Animal Trainer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..
Clean Pun #0221
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0221

Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.... read more..
Quote #1136
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1136

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch read more..
One-liner #0684
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0684

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." read more..
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thought out of my technologically overloaded m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3709 - August 1, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3709 - August 1, 2011

Cybersalt News Here is a tax form guaranteed to solve the debt-ceiling problem: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/simplified-us-tax-forms Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's Clea read more..
Cell Phone Charges
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cell Phone Charges

My parents recently returned from an extended vacation with their new cell phone. Although they are on a nationwide plan, they did make a brief foray into Canada, so they were hit with some surprise "... read more..
One-liner #0683
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0683

"You don't need a twitter account cause Chuck Norris is already following you." read more..
Official ID Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Official ID Card

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011

As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same so... read more..
Quote #1135
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1135

"It is better to wear out than to rust out." - Bishop Richard Cumberland read more..
Your Journey with God
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Your Journey with God

To bring us to the journey God has for us, He instructs, guides, teaches, and confides in us.  Each of these things - though sounding the same - are different. Listen Online:{audio}podca... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3708 - July 31, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3708 - July 31, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Enjoy today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Mom's Bath Note" Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bat read more..
Border Declaration
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Border Declaration

Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of ... read more..
Mom's Bath Note
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Mom's Bath Note

Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end.  I am simply taking a bath.  It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water.  Yes, I know how to swim.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3707 - July 30, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3707 - July 30, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Today's featured page reminds me of a true story that happened to me when I was 19 years old. I was doing a summer internship at a chur read more..
Shades of Tanning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shades of Tanning

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror the next ... read more..
Assorted Puns Too Painful to Send Individually
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Assorted Puns Too Painful to Send Individually

Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?A. Chocolate chimp cookies.Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?A. Bacon and legs.Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?A... read more..
Baby Name Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Baby Name Puns

Baby name ideas, based on your occupation!PROFESSION.................................NAMELawyer's daughter.............................SueThief's son........................................RobLawyer's... read more..
Bear Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bear Pun 1

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellow... read more..
Bear Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bear Pun 2

Three men came back from fishing one day, but when they got back to their truck, they saw it was surrounded by three bears. One of the men said, "OK, guys, I figure the only way we're gonna get back t... read more..
Benny's Three Wishes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Benny's Three Wishes

Benny worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. His primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened to be dusting around the Arabian exhibit, and he noticed an ancient urn... read more..
Bird Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bird Puns

Some of these are pretty bad.What birds spend all their time on their knees?Birds of prey.What do you call a very rude bird?A mockingbird.Where do birds meet for coffee?In a nest-cafe.What do you call... read more..
Box Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Box Pun

On my 15th birthday, I opened a package from my mom and sister. Out came a beauty case containing samples of my very own makeup. "Oh, neat," my dad said excitedly, "a tackle box!" My mother and sist... read more..
Breakdown Pun24
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Breakdown Pun24

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..
Budget
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Budget

I've been working on my budget. Line one is my fixed expenses, line two is my fixed income and the difference is the fix I'm in.... read more..
Buffalo 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Buffalo 1

Back in the 1960s, one animal rights group was outraged that open season had been declared on the great American buffalo to help thin the herd in and near some of our national parks. They began herdin... read more..
Bug Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bug Pun 2

One night, as Al was watching TV, the doorbell rang. He went to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar, threw him across the room, and then left. Al ... read more..
Bull Pun 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bull Pun 3

ave you heard about the five young bulls standing in the pasture discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up.The first said he wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull.The second said he w... read more..
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