Monthly Archive

2011

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Military Haircut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..
Quote #1224
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..
Screen Door
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..
One-liner #0771
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3795 - November 25, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3795 - November 25, 2011

Issue #3795 Cybersalt News You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The pro read more..
Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..
One-liner #0770
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..
Paul McCartney Song
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..
Quote #1223
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1953
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Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3794 - November 24, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3794 - November 24, 2011

Issue #3794 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of read more..
Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..
Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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<1min

Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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<1min

Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..
Quote #1222
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..
One-liner #0769
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3793 - November 23, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3793 - November 23, 2011

Issue #3793 Cybersalt News The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th. & read more..
Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1939
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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th.  Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..
The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..
Cloning Cher
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..
Quote #1221
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..
Couple In 10 Years
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..
Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..
One-liner #0768
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0768

You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"... read more..
Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Life's Choices
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Life's Choices

We all need guidance to decide what we are going to do when face with life's choices. The counsel we choose to listen to for guidance in our lives, from infant to the grave, will have consequences. Li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3792 - November 17, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3792 - November 17, 2011

Issue #3792 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the read more..
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1011
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the Cybersalt stumble page so that we could stum... read more..
Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird

Who said hockey is for the birds? ... read more..
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