Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Goodwill Offering
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3667 - June 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3667 - June 16, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. If you were cheering for the Vancouver Canucks to win the Stanley Cup last night, your eyes are probably a little red this morning due to crying yourself t read more..
Jeep Flat
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Jeep Flat

PRIVATE! I said fix the flat on the jeep! ... read more..
Drought Conditions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Drought Conditions

Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the drought was in his area.The other replied, “Well it's got so bad they've closed two lanes at the local swimming po... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3666 - June 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3666 - June 15, 2011

Cybersalt News Some dogs just don't look the way any dog is supposed to look! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-glare Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "4 read more..
4 Year Old Rider
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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4 Year Old Rider

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. "I am ... read more..
Cybersalt's Mission
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt's Mission

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3665 - June 13, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3665 - June 13, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Where's the best place to hide an elephant? In plain sight of course! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-elephant-pictures/elephant-camofl read more..
Picking a Winner
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Picking a Winner

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?"The old lady patted her white locks in ... read more..
Follow for More Than Five
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Follow for More Than Five

When you return to the Lord, try to follow for more than 5. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3"> ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3664 - June 12, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
1 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3664 - June 12, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! As I mentioned before, last weekend I was away at our association's western conference held at Calvary Church in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Consequently, there read more..
Elephant Camoflage
Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Elephant Camoflage

Even with camoflage, camera shy Jumbo couldn't hide from zoo patrons. ... read more..
The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4024
4 min read

The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity

I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Frugal. I always read more..
Pastor Frank Humphrey's ALS Testimony
Videos
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pastor Frank Humphrey's ALS Testimony

Dr. Frank Humphrey, Senior Pastor of Peoples Church of Montreal, talks about how living with ALS has impacted his faith in Jesus Christ. ... read more..
Knowing About Radios
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3824
<1min

Knowing About Radios

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back."Who knows anything about ra... read more..
Any Key Key
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3663 - June 11, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3663 - June 11, 2011

Cybersalt News What do you get when you mix government regulations with baptismal services? This: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baptism-lifeguard-tower Enjoy the rest of today's digest. H read more..
Fish Fight Story
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fish Fight Story

Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed... read more..
Baptism Lifeguard Tower
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Baptism Lifeguard Tower

Mayfield church conforms to new government regulations - lifeguard tower must be added to all public pools. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3662 - June 10, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3662 - June 10, 2011

Cybersalt News If you are looking for a PERManent alternative learning method you should check out Kim's school. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/alternative-learning-methods Enjoy the rest of read more..
Alternative Learning Methods
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Alternative Learning Methods

The alternative learning methods used at Kim's school were very controversial. ... read more..
I can't come in to work today because . . . .
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I can't come in to work today because . . . .

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm waiting for the plumber."- "I have to buy some new skis. I left my old ones in a tree."- "My computer is down. I'm tr read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3661 - June 9, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3661 - June 9, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Though they may vary in the fine details, many nightmares we have hold much in common. This is the same for read more..
Home Early
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Home Early

Little Dewey burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"Dewey said, "They let me go early because I was the only one wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3660 - June 8, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3660 - June 8, 2011

Cybersalt News We all like overtime pay, but over time shifts can be a real bear: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/zoo-overtime There is a new video in the inspiration video section of the Cyb read more..
Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi

Britain's Got Talent had Susan Boyle. Korea's Got Talent has Sung-bong Choi.   ... read more..
Zoo Overtime
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Zoo Overtime

Overtime shifts at the zoo were getting out of control. ... read more..
You Might Be an Engineer If...
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

You Might Be an Engineer If...

* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculato read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3659 - June 7, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3659 - June 7, 2011

Cybersalt News This past weekend I was at a conference in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (yes, that's English). Here's a shoutout to some of the Cybersaltines I met there - Spence and Marcia, Hans and Wend read more..
No Dancing Please
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9870
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No Dancing Please

But please, no dancing on the graves! ... read more..
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