Monthly Archive

December 2012

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Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3919 - December 13, 2012

Issue #3919 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13- read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
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Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
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Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3918 - December 12, 2012

Issue #3918 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-chri read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
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French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
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Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3917 - December 11, 2012

Issue #3917 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out.  Here are the links to b read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out.  Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

Clean Puns
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Horse Belief

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
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Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it.  Get it!  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site.  This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3916 - December 9, 2012

Issue #3916 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bib read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
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Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights.   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

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Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

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Jeff Larson
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Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..