Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3112 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2139

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1094

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1785

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1919

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2319

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1250

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surpri... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7081

Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8829

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7333

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10286

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7149

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1678

One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2126

Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10960

Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2058

The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3501

Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1384

Happy

During the sermon this week, while the pastor was making a very good point about why praying in Jesus' name involves submitting to God's will, he made an unfortunate side-comment about marriage. It w read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1285

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012

Hey look - it's me again!  Where have I been?  All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and sometimes church happens.  Hopefully my absence ha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4093

It All Began with a Love Note

Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contri... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1874

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had q... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
4459

One-liner #0822

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1368

Quote #1272

"Life is full of commitments: Even when you are born there is a string attached." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2203

Matching Belt and Bag

"Buying your wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day is NOT a good idea if they fit the vacuum cleaner." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2999

J.C. Penney Doghouse Commercials

Buying your wife a nice gift is not the secret to happiness, so please don't think we're endorsing the commercialism of these commercials.  Still, though, they are pretty funny - right guys? ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1513

Happy Valentine's Day, Samson and Delilah

Unless you are having a nightmare, Samson and Delilah are not the model relationship everyone dreams of.  Still, their story provides key lessons on how men and women can find better success in t... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1286

Three Things Thursday [Vol.4]

Things that save me so much time and stress:1. Not watching TV.Oh man do I not miss cable - even when we had it for free! There was always something on, and I'd watch it whether I was actually intere read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1384

God's Parenting and Punishment

Beth at Red and Honey wrote a beautiful piece yesterday on her parenting philosophy that sparked a bunch of ideas in my mind. I love Beth's writing because I feel like even though we are different pe read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1268

Moving with God

It keeps happening to me that when I least want to take time to spend with God, pushing through and doing it is most rewarding. Suffice it to say that I had a good ol' chat with God this evening, and ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
876

When You Are Lost

When you are lost and all alone remember that God sees you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..