Monthly Archive

2012

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Quote #1275
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..
Wedding Engagement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..
Check Your Bill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3843 - February 23, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3843 - February 23, 2012

Issue #3843 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www read more..
When You Are Behind In Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
One-liner #0825
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..
Characters - 140
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..
Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1094
3 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..
Quote #1274
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..
One-liner #0824
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..
Furniture Factory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2962
<1min

Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3842 - February 15, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3842 - February 15, 2012

Issue #3842 Cybersalt News Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue i read more..
Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surpri... read more..
Jesus Loves You Church Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..
Honk If You Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..
Guy Behind Me Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..
Free Tacos Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..
Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8247
<1min

Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..
One-liner #0823
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..
Quote #1273
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..
Goal Update
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..
Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..
Johnny's Home
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4248
<1min

Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..
Happy
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2133
2 min read

Happy

During the sermon this week, while the pastor was making a very good point about why praying in Jesus' name involves submitting to God's will, he made an unfortunate side-comment about marriage. It w read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3841 - February 14, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3841 - February 14, 2012

Issue #3841 Cybersalt News Hey look - it's me again!  Where have I been?  All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and  read more..
Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 14, 2012

Hey look - it's me again!  Where have I been?  All I can say is that I really am a pastor (as much as some of you may wonder) and sometimes church happens.  Hopefully my absence ha... read more..
It All Began with a Love Note
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5031
4 min read

It All Began with a Love Note

Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contri... read more..
One-liner #0822
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0822

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”- G.K. Chesterton... read more..
Quote #1272
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1272

"Life is full of commitments: Even when you are born there is a string attached." read more..
Matching Belt and Bag
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Matching Belt and Bag

"Buying your wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day is NOT a good idea if they fit the vacuum cleaner." read more..
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