Monthly Archive

January 2014

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 26 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Winter Scripture

  a scripture capturing the frame of mind of most minnesota residents in the winter months read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 29, 2014

It has been almost 4 weeks since I last mailed out the Cybersalt Digest and Pearlygates newsletters. I've been working on a bunch of web projects for people this month.  There is one in particula... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cussing Deacon

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5838

How Cold is it?

An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants turn on the heat* Thunder Bayites plant gardens +40 / +4* Californians shiver uncontrollably* Canadians sunb... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Bedside Manner

The doctor was making her rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams. After the exam in her best professional voice, she said smoothly, "You are coughin... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1702

Quote #1398

The idea that all men are created equal loses everything if you believe that men were not created.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2117

One-liner #0950

I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2664

Water Bills

They should send "Get Well Soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1156

Too Valuable to Consume

Some things in life are too precious to spend on or consume for ourselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140126.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140126.mp3">   ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2848

London Hospital Tour

The Lord Mayor of London is being shown around a London hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease.He goes to greet... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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A Friendship Forged in Forgiveness

This is a deeply moving video about the healing that forgiveness played in one fireman's life after he fell asleep at the wheel driving home from a 24 hour shift.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3100

Side By Side

A wonderful variation of the Gus Kahn and Harry M. Woods song from 1927, "Side By Side."  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1161

Lives Being Lived

Examples of lives lived well or poorly for God as found in 1 Kings 5:1-27. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140119.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140119.mp3">   ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Our Sacrifice With Value

If it's not ours, or costs us nothing, God forbid we should offer it to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140112.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140112.mp3">   ... read more..

Software
Pastor Tim
2954

How To Save Your Documents or Files in PDF Format

Some programs have built in options for printing or saving their files in PDF format.  Others do not. This tutorial shows you how to download and install CutePDF - a free, virtual printer that w... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2494

What Defines You?

Lizzie Velasquez asks a question that can turn around how you feel about yourself.  ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3887

Job Tree Cut down

  This article page features the bible scripture Job 14:7 regarding a tree having hope even after it is cut down read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3364

Cold Weather Scripture

  This article page features a bible scripture truth found in Romans 5:3-4 encouraging us to persevere even when it is cold out read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3411

Skol Vikings Faith

  This article page features the Christian message of faith using the Minnesota Vikings for example read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
946

Taking Care Of Family

Taking care of family is not secondary to following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140105.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140105.mp3">   ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2355

Chicago's Remote Control Piano

And now some fun music to break up your day - just like it did for the people in this video as they passed by a remote control piano.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 2, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy New Year everybody; I pray that 2014 is a blessed one for you. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site Today.  You will find "Ducks In A Row" at:www.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5901

Ducks In A Row

Jesse could sweep the sidewalk now that he had his ducks all in a row. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2483

Crime Beat

The man who stole an idol from the museum has been apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2244

One-liner #0949

For those of you who received a book from me for Christmas, they are due back to the Library on Tuesday.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1397

"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily." - Mike Murdoch read more..

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