Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 350 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..
Reduced to Clear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..
Non-stick Fry Pan
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4002 - January 8, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4002 - January 8, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You wi... read more..
Airport Security
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..
Quote #1411
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change.  The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..
Easily Startled
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..
One-liner #0963
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..
Trust
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..
One-liner #0962
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..
Sore Back
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..
Pepper Advice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..
Quote #1410
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..
Tanks and Pools
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4001 - January 7, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4001 - January 7, 2015

Is          In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - e... read more..
Bald Spot
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..
Dog Bees
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..
Found Keys
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..
Quote #1409
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..
One-liner #0961
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4000 - January 6, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4000 - January 6, 2015

i          In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of man... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3999 - January 5, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3999 - January 5, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn.  You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..
Sharing and Loving From The Heart
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..
Quote #1408
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett  read more..
Get Rid of Margarine
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..
One-liner #0960
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..
Pastoral Visit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..
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