Monthly Archive

February 2016

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4038 - February 18, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016 Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yeste read more..
Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..
One-liner #0993
One-liners
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One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..
Quote #1442
Quotes
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Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..
Brain vs Brawn
Clean Jokes
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Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4037 - February 16, 2016

 Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016 There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child  Enjoy the rest of t read more..
Remove Child
Funny Pictures
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Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..
Quote #1441
Quotes
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Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Accents
Clean Jokes
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Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are pl... read more..
Contractor
Clean Puns
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Contractor

My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as ... read more..
Inspiration
Illustrations
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Inspiration

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"   read more..
One-liner #0992
One-liners
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One-liner #0992

I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water.  I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4036 - February 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4036 - February 15, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. Tod read more..
Hate Your Enemies: You have heard that it was said
Sermons
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Hate Your Enemies: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to our enemies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160214.mp3{/audio} read more..
One-liner #0991
One-liners
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One-liner #0991

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.   read more..
Quote #1440
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Quote #1440

"If you do not believe in regeneration, if you do not see its utter absolute necessity, then I do not see that you have any right to regard yourself as a Christian. If you do not see that you are so read more..
Cybersalt News - February 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4035 - February 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4035 - February 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today, perhaps even as you read this, I am finishing a sermon series on the "You have heard it said" sections from Jesus' sermon on the mount in Matthew. &n read more..
Cat Antlers
Funny Cat Pictures
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Cat Antlers

This magical pillow shows what pets really think of themselves. ... read more..
Encyclopedia Surprise
Illustrations
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Encyclopedia Surprise

Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students. My observations were ... read more..
Bilingual Parrot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bilingual Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the string... read more..
Roadside Puppies
Clean Puns
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Roadside Puppies

A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering. read more..
Guard Dog
Clean Jokes
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Guard Dog

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men." "Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 13, 2016

If you do not like puns do not go to Cybersalt's Valentine Pun page at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/valentine-puns If you do like to read flame e-mails I am sent because some people can't take a joke... read more..
Not "Foxy" Enough
Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
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Not "Foxy" Enough

When one PearyGates List subscriber unsubscribed in response to the "Hat Headline" joke I shared (which stars President Obama, The Pope, and Fox News - www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/hat-he... read more..
Rest, Busyness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Rest, Busyness

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..
Doughboy
Clean Puns
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Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy is my my roll model.... read more..
Age
Clean Jokes
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Age

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowl... read more..
One-liner #0990
One-liners
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One-liner #0990

"I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses." read more..
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