Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 228 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Education and Training
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Education and Training

I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $1... read more..
Quote #1483
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1483

"What I have found of God in Jesus Christ is so wonderful, I am eager for others to know it too - and to know Him." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..
Ventriloquist Career Change
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ventriloquist Career Change

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.  The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic ... read more..
One-liner #1035
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1035

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4085 - April 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4085 - April 22, 2016

Cybersalt News If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictur read more..
Cybersalt News - April 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2016

If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/sorry-cake&nbs... read more..
Field Day
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Field Day

Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.... read more..
Cast Off
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cast Off

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the c... read more..
Tired Dog
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on hi... read more..
Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower read more..
Sorry Cake
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sorry Cake

Maybe "baking" something wasn't the best way to apologize. ... read more..
Seabird Sausage
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Seabird Sausage

Never thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst.... read more..
Quote #1482
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1482

"Saying something is NOT okay is not being any more judgmental than the person who says it is. Permissiveness doesn't negate judgment." - Norm Funk read more..
One-liner #1034
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1034

I am going to be healthy if it kills me.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4084 - April 21, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4084 - April 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph o read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and... read more..
Marriage, Compatability
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Marriage, Compatability

A fellow asked his friend why he never married. The friend replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman; I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the fell... read more..
What a Finish!!
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

What a Finish!!

Even if you aren't a fan of track and field, watch this race for the pure enjoyment of witnessing human triumph with a side order of some pretty entertaining race commentary. If you must skip tot he b... read more..
Saucer Fill-Up
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Saucer Fill-Up

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.... read more..
Christening Ink
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Christening Ink

"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy. Their choice of decorative script is, as one read more..
One-liner #1033
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1033

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer; I saw it through my binoculars last night.... read more..
Wills Explained
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wills Explained

I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students: "Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?" After stu... read more..
Quote #1481
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1481

"Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we respond to it." - Charles Swindoll read more..
Guess Who Elected To Disturb My Dinner?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Guess Who Elected To Disturb My Dinner?

Among the many traditions and rituals observed around the world – one holds a special place with the Gracious Mistress of a Parsonage and Yours Truly. Since I am accused of breaking everything in our ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4083 - April 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4083 - April 20, 2016

Cybersalt News A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so th read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 20, 2016

A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably par... read more..
Shoe Holster
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Shoe Holster

He won't need that shoe anywayafter he shoots his foot off. ... read more..
One-liner #1032
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1032

If you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.... read more..
Close Friends
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Close Friends

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.... read more..
Eye Problems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Eye Problems

"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" "No," replied the patient, "just sp read more..
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