Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 149 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clever Politics
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clever Politics

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.... read more..
Quote #1532
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1532

"Often, the problem we have in loving others and in freeing ourselves from bitterness we may have towards them is really a problem of not knowing who God is and trusting Him to be who He says He is. read more..
One-liner #1084
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1084

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." - Nora Ephron read more..
Songs For People Over 40
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Songs For People Over 40

*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything 6. The Lack O' Motion 5. Hair Potion Number Ni read more..
Successful Marriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Successful Marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4142 - July 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4142 - July 27, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ read more..
Cybersalt News - July 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Vapor After-Life
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Vapor After-Life

R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.... read more..
Ketchup Muster
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Ketchup Muster

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster. ... read more..
Quote #1531
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1531

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again." - Maya Angelou read more..
Phone Calls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Phone Calls

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?Caller : Well, it used to be called the... read more..
Give Tech Support a Break
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Give Tech Support a Break

Our tech company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2pm, the tugboats send data on the day's activities to th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4141 - July 26, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4141 - July 26, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing read more..
Cybersalt News - July 26, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Time to Pick Up
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Time to Pick Up

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.  When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. ... read more..
Dental Therapy
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dental Therapy

Judy got $50 for every patient referred to the child therapist next door. ... read more..
One-liner #1082
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1082

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..
Quote #1530
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1530

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..
No Bologna
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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No Bologna

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..
Birthday Heart Attack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Birthday Heart Attack

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..
Knowing Your Spouse
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Knowing Your Spouse

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4140 - July 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4140 - July 25, 2016

Cybersalt News There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..
Vengeance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Vengeance

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..
Wet Clothes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wet Clothes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James read more..
Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..
Sabbatical Fashion
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..
So, this is summer, is it?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..
Canned Email Warning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! It is Spam!... read more..
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