Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 235 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Parenting, Role Models, Swearing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Parenting, Role Models, Swearing

A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, it doesn't matter,... read more..
Puppy Mark
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3762
<1min

Puppy Mark

An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits. As the look-alik... read more..
One-liner #1099
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1099

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4161 - August 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4161 - August 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnas read more..
Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016

Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnastic routine on th... read more..
Elemental Funeral
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Elemental Funeral

When chemists die, they barium.... read more..
Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance

A wonderful video of the talented and hilarious gymnast, Paul Hunt, on the uneven bars. ... read more..
Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance

Enjoy the talented and funny gymnast, Paul Hunt, performing this floor exercise. ... read more..
Want To Go To Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Want To Go To Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!"  He then approached a... read more..
Quote #1547
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1547

  “Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; read more..
Wedding Vows
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wedding Vows

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the receptio... read more..
Scheduled Shot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3829
<1min

Scheduled Shot

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. T... read more..
One-liner #1098
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1098

When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.... read more..
Name That Baby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Name That Baby

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4160 - August 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4160 - August 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevat read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1398
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016

Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevator Rethink" at:ww... read more..
Elevator Rethink
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Elevator Rethink

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4159 - August 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4159 - August 14, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in read more..
Cybersalt News - August 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2016

Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in the picture to t... read more..
Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2587
4 min read

Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy

An incident happened this past week that created for me a certain pause to think about things. I don’t often think about too many things. After all, with only one little gray cell, it is hard to thin... read more..
Criticism, Feedback, Judgement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2568
<1min

Criticism, Feedback, Judgement

A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people ... read more..
Quote #1546
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1546

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight li read more..
The Good Night Kiss
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Good Night Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand... read more..
Twelve-Step Stop
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2265
<1min

Twelve-Step Stop

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.... read more..
Self Defense
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Self Defense

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..
Eye Appointment Procrastination
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3869
<1min

Eye Appointment Procrastination

It looks like somebody put off their eye exam a little too long. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4158 - August 12, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4158 - August 12, 2016

Cybersalt News Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:www.cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - August 12, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 12, 2016

Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..
Quote #1545
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1545

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. - Stephen R. Covey read more..
Marriage, Engagement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Marriage, Engagement

Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married. The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young. Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit... read more..
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