Monthly Archive

August 2016

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Give and Take
Clean Jokes
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Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..
Military Liar, Liar
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..
Hippo Zippo
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..
Slander
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4169 - August 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4169 - August 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" read more..
Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..
Quote #1554
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..
One-liner #1106
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1106

The man who created auto-correct has died; may he restaurant in peace.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4168 - August 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4168 - August 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over th read more..
Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016

Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over this time. I'd be ... read more..
Sunday Golf
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sunday Golf

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer.  Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a particularly picture... read more..
Discouraging Work Atmosphere
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Discouraging Work Atmosphere

So you want to be an astronaut: sorry, the sky's the limit.... read more..
One-liner #1105
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1105

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams read more..
Purse Frown
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Purse Frown

It's not easy when the one you lovetreats you like an accessory. ... read more..
Trusting Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Trusting Advice

Thunderstorms had rolled through the region, knocking out power temporarily to some of the stores of this supermarket chain. So when a help desk technician got an emergency page from one store, he fig... read more..
Hurry Home
Clean Jokes
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Hurry Home

It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a young wife of the congregation remembered that she had left the Sunday dinner in the gas range without regulating ... read more..
Quote #1553
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1553

"He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God." - John, the Dis read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4167 - August 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4167 - August 22, 2016

Cybersalt News The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/ read more..
Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016

The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper ... read more..
It’s Hot… And I Love It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

It’s Hot… And I Love It

Recently it has been rather hot around here. A little hotter than usual, in my estimation. I really don’t know if it is getting hotter or as I get older, I’m not able to handle the hot weather. Whoev... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4166 - August 21, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4166 - August 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point.  You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..
First Date Nerves
Clean Jokes
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First Date Nerves

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food,... read more..
Lawn Chopper
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Chopper

Mike wanted a new motorcycle.Linda wanted more yard work done.Problem solved. ... read more..
Quote #1552
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1552

"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured read more..
Patisserie Solicitation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Patisserie Solicitation

Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"... read more..
One-liner #1104
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1104

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.... read more..
Sincerity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sincerity

One summer evening, a thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking.... read more..
I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

*I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem: ______________________________ 2. Now, describe your problem accurately: _________________ 3. Speculate wildly about th read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4165 - August 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4165 - August 20, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt read more..
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