Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Tr... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toot Truck

Here is a truck you will want to pass as soon as possible. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4087 - April 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:www.cybersalt... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1036

English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Far-Fetched

A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. "S... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It

I am notorious for losing things. I do not know what it is about me, but I cannot keep track of anything I own. If you want to lose something and never find it again, simply put it into my trust. I am... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Born Salesman

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them." Good luck, I thought. I had b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra tapes on hand to record read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1484

"Don't hold together what must fall apart; the familiar crumbles so the new life can begin." - Bryant McGill read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4086 - April 23, 2016

Cybersalt News Today, I am performing a wedding (as in marrying a couple, not "performing at" as in juggling knives at the reception). This got me wondering what funny wedding pictures I have on the read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Education and Training

I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $1... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1483

"What I have found of God in Jesus Christ is so wonderful, I am eager for others to know it too - and to know Him."- C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ventriloquist Career Change

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.  The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1035

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4085 - April 22, 2016

Cybersalt News If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictur read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 22, 2016

If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/sorry-cake&nbs... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Field Day

Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cast Off

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sorry Cake

Maybe "baking" something wasn't the best way to apologize. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seabird Sausage

Never thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1482

"Saying something is NOT okay is not being any more judgmental than the person who says it is. Permissiveness doesn't negate judgment." - Norm Funk read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1034

I am going to be healthy if it kills me.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4084 - April 21, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph o read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Marriage, Compatability

A fellow asked his friend why he never married. The friend replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman; I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the fell... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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What a Finish!!

Even if you aren't a fan of track and field, watch this race for the pure enjoyment of witnessing human triumph with a side order of some pretty entertaining race commentary. If you must skip tot he b... read more..