Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
There They Go Again
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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There They Go Again

As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4056 - March 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4056 - March 23, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it  Enjoy the rest of today' read more..
Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
What Gives You?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..
Perfection
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..
Nothing Written On It
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..
Oil Spill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..
Elephant Exhaustion
Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4055 - March 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4055 - March 22, 2016

Cybersalt News I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funn read more..
No Speaka Da German
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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No Speaka Da German

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including th... read more..
Mandatory Attendance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..
Quote #1459
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..
Quote #1458
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1458

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Quote #1457
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1457

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..
Drug Dealer Tax Help
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Drug Dealer Tax Help

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..
Lightheaded at Work
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lightheaded at Work

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4054 - March 21, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4054 - March 21, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mail read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..
Mail Problems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..
Home Mechanic Tools
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Home Mechanic Tools

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4053 - March 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4053 - March 20, 2016

Cybersalt News Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not pr read more..
Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..
Disappointment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Disappointment

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..
Self Denial
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Self Denial

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..
Lent
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Lent

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..
German Food
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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German Food

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..
Bird Calls
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bird Calls

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..
One-liner #1010
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1010

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..
One-liner #1009
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1009

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..
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