Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Broccoli Max
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Broccoli Max

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm.  ... read more..
Quote #1448
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..
A Dog Named Bear
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..
Military Service, Body Piercing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4044 - March 11, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4044 - March 11, 2016

Cybersalt News There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or read more..
Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..
Fire Kids Distraction
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..
Careless Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Careless Words

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..
Weight Loss
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Weight Loss

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..
One-liner #0998
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0998

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..
Quote #1447
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1447

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..
Politically Correct Light Bulb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Politically Correct Light Bulb

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..
What is That?
Videos
Pastor Tim
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<1min

What is That?

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..
Little Hope Baptist Church
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..
Punishment vs. Vengeance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Punishment vs. Vengeance

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..
One-liner #0997
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0997

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..
Vision Trouble
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Vision Trouble

I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4043 - March 10, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4043 - March 10, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighbo read more..
Checking Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Checking Out

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused t... read more..
Quote #1446
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1446

"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4042 - March 8, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4042 - March 8, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! read more..
Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Wet Paint Warning
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wet Paint Warning

In this case "Wet Paint" is not the most important warning to put around this building. ... read more..
Friendly Correction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Friendly Correction

Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.... read more..
Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty

An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who... read more..
One-liner #0996
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0996

I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.... read more..
Quote #1445
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1445

If we want to face ISIS, "our love needs to be more powerful than our sermons." - Johnnie Moore, March 1, 2016, Greater Toronto East Prayer Breakfast read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4041 - March 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4041 - March 6, 2016

 Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016 Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our a read more..
Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our association of churches (www.agcofcanad... read more..
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