Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2451
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Ummm

You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1852
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Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

Living a Christian life while at the same time using our brokenness and pain as an excuse to not be closer to our Heavenly Father is another form of hypocrisy and religious performance Jesus wants u read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4197 - October 9, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about tim read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1464
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Get me to the airport on time

I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time, but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

City Envy

Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Police Dog Freeze

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building aja... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 5, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When you bring your vehicle into a shop, usually you expect it to come out better than going in. Today's funny truck picture on the Cybersalt Site shows one time ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1578

"God is in the business of growing Abram into a man of great faith, and this requites circumstances where Abram must trust God." - David Guzik read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Truck Alignment

"Hi, this is the shop calling. It turns out your truck also needs an alignment." read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

Assisted Computing

The Toughest Decision SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY? For family members, it is often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3599
4 min read

Simple Prayer

"Simple Prayer" My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time.  During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and to read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of sou... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1130

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4196 - October 5, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When you bring your vehicle into a shop, usually you expect it to come out better than going in. Today's funny truck picture on the Cybersalt Site read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2195
<1min

Convention Trick

Bought what I thought were a stack of classic Batman comic books from the 50's. Got 'em home and found the covers are Batman, but inside they're all Little Lulus! I think I've been the victim of some... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Substitute Way of Life - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer, in Matthew chapter 6, is Jesus' substitute for hypocrisy and religious performance. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161002.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2994
4 min read

Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad

I am always super sensitive about my breath. I try to take care of it, but at times, I’m a little bit off schedule. I really do not know when my breath is really bad. For me, I only know my breath is... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4195 - October 2, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. It turns out that James is pretty self-conscious about his breath. The good thing i read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 2, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. It turns out that James is pretty self-conscious about his breath. The good thing is that he is ver... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1577

"You can know you have made God in your own image when He starts hating the same people you do." – Anonymous read more..