Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
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Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1512

Pope Francis revealed recently he daily prays a meditation from St. Thomas More that includes the line: “Grant me, O Lord, a sense of good humor. Allow me the grace to be able to take a joke.” read more..

Funny Pictures
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Melon Protest

Boris, Carlos, and Moe feared their protest was not being taken seriously. (Click here to see their cat) ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Transit Rescue

Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1064

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon."... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4119 - May 26, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.)  It illustrates how to clean a bathroom read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 26, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.)  It illustrates how to clean a bathroom royalty. You'll ... read more..

Illustrations
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Clear Communication

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vend... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1511

"The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes." - Martin Luther read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Blind Out

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leav... read more..

Clean Puns
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Redneck Movie

Have you guys seen the new documentary about Rednecks? I only saw the trailer.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1063

Gonna stop making arbitrary deadlines: starting today.... read more..

Funny Signs
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Bathroom Fit For the Queen

It's always good to be readyjust in case the Queen does drop by! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Nerves of Steel

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning cra... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Jury Age

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1510

"There are many moments when I wake at night, watch my husband and son as they sleep, and think about the women I’ve met over the years who want nothing more than this: to be still in the dark, free read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
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Lion Camping

Stay cool when lions lick your tent - there will be plenty of time to scream later! ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4118 - May 25, 2016

Today's mailing is arriving late due to an error between Pastor Tim's keyboard and seat! Cybersalt News Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these peo... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 25, 2016

Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these people seemed to handle it quite well. Check out "Lion Camping" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/lion-... read more..

Clean Puns
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Fashion Film

Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans. It's riveting.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Permitted To Learn

As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beginners in the car, each... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1062

He who laughs last thinks slowest.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4117 - May 24, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest addition to the FunBlog is definitely not your grandfather's sandbox. Check out "Augmented Reality Sandbox" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/augmented-reality-sandbox  Enj read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 24, 2016

The newest addition to the FunBlog is definitely not your grandfather's sandbox. Check out "Augmented Reality Sandbox" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/augmented-reality-sandbox  Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1509

"If you love someone, let them nap." - anonymous read more..

Clean Puns
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Sausage Fear

I have a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst.... read more..

FunBlog
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Augmented Reality Sandbox

This is augmented reality sandbox is definitely not you grandfather's sandbox! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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First and Next

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Three Powerful Words

A funny story is told about General George Patton from his World War II days. He once accepted an invitation to dine at a press camp in Africa. Wine was served in canteen cups but, obviously thinking ... read more..