Monthly Archive

2017

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Doctor's Advice
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3818
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Doctor's Advice

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.  A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit, the docto... read more..
Goose Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15595
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Goose Pun

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.... read more..
Childhood Impression
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1789
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Childhood Impression

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, s... read more..
Exercise Pill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4087
<1min

Exercise Pill

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to lose weight without exercising. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a read more..
One-liner #1212
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1212

Ninety percent of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 30, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 30, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! When we look to people and their example of faith we should respond with aspiration - not admiration. My message from last week is up on the Westside Bible Church site and ... read more..
Imitation Instead of Idolization
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1489
<1min

Imitation Instead of Idolization

Imitation is an important part of Christian life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170730.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4279 - July 30, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4279 - July 30, 2017

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Quote #1658
Quotes
Susan Davis
2089
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Quote #1658

"Why wish upon a star when you can pray to the One who created it? - Unknown read more..
Goliath Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4982
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Goliath Pun

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Goliath." "Goliath who?" "Goliath down, you looketh tired." read more..
The Weight of Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4383
2 min read

The Weight of Prayer

The Weight of Prayer (Author Unknown) Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manne... read more..
As Summers Go, This One Is Going
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2431
4 min read

As Summers Go, This One Is Going

During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the mu... read more..
Wedding Vows
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4544
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Wedding Vows

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the ... read more..
One-liner #1211
One-liners
Susan Davis
1988
<1min

One-liner #1211

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster ...... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4278 - July 27, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4278 - July 27, 2017

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Cybersalt News - July 27, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1558
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Cybersalt News - July 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On December 24th Grandma Cybersalt and I found out grandchild #3 was on the way and on this past Monday (July 25th) we got to meet . . . . . . . HER! Introducing Nao read more..
Hospital Bill
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4610
<1min

Hospital Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him qu... read more..
Quote #1657
Quotes
Susan Davis
2015
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Quote #1657

"Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with." - Thomas Fuller read more..
Magician's School
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3476
<1min

Magician's School

I went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick questions.... read more..
How To Lie to a Bathroom Scale
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2816
<1min

How To Lie to a Bathroom Scale

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself read more..
Cub Reporter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3844
<1min

Cub Reporter

The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his calling. "Never state as a fact anything you are not absolutely sure about," said the editor. "To avoid putting the ... read more..
One-liner #1210
One-liners
Susan Davis
1894
<1min

One-liner #1210

If you say "GULLIBLE" slowly it sounds like "ORANGES."... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 23, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1487
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week is up on the Westside Bible Church site. Some people think that prosperity is a sign of faithfulness - even going so far as to sa... read more..
Aspiration Instead of Admiration
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1538
<1min

Aspiration Instead of Admiration

Let us respond to examples of faith with aspiration - not admiration. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170723.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4277 - July 23, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4277 - July 23, 2017

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The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2211
4 min read

The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.

I have just celebrated my recent birthday. By now, it is getting to be old business for me. Just another day of the year to celebrate something, which just happens to be my birthday. I believe that i... read more..
One-liner #1209
One-liners
Susan Davis
1944
<1min

One-liner #1209

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..
Quote #1656
Quotes
Susan Davis
2215
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Quote #1656

"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you." - St. Augustine read more..
Insect Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4509
<1min

Insect Pun

The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventu... read more..
Parenting Angst
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1268
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Parenting Angst

I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husban... read more..
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