Monthly Archive

2017

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. If parenting seems like a mystery to you, it's because a big part of it is. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Faith is for Groups

The people of Israel crossing through the Red Sea are an example of how faith is for groups too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170625.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4269 - June 25, 2017

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Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1648

"Consistency in prayer will not come and lie at your feet. You need to fight for it with a determined resolve. And this is where the foundation of prayer is laid, in resolution. People who often exp read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

There are all kinds of questions in this world of ours. Most are rather annoying. It would not surprise me in the least if there were a gang of hooligans somewhere hired to make up silly questions. If... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1201

One-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Got the Munchies?

Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday servi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Take Out Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a v... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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First Impressions Passenger

A passenger is in a plane enjoying the view of the clouds when a man in a parachute appears at the window. The man says "Would you like to join me?" The passenger responds with, "No thanks." The man... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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After Me

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone compan read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Stop vs. Slow Down

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the officer explai... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4268 - June 22, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4268                           Cybersalt N... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy second day of summer to the northern hemisphere. Our 4-year-old grandson is visiting us for 2 weeks, so there is no new page on the Cybersalt Site today. Enjo read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1647

"God never negotiates with men. Jesus Christ's death on the cross put an end to any kind of negotiations. It is now Christ or nothing. It is now God's word in its entirety or nothing." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1982
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One-liner #1200

Another "World's Oldest Man" has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sausage Pun

At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitc... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.) The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young wom... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Parenting Mystery

One of the challenges of parenting is raising our children amongst the mystery of how/what God is working in/through their lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170618.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4267 - June 18, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4267                           Cybersalt N... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” - Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2499
4 min read

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

After about a million days of toil, sweat and aggravation, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I decided to take a few days off and relax. I am not a real expert when it comes to relaxing. I h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes--I... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4266 - June 15, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4266                           Cybersalt N... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 15, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. It actually takes two videos to get the most out of enjoying "Wintergatan - Marble Machine" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/winterg read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1645

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1198

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes ...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Pass

A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday. "You don't understand, sir," my friend said. "... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Pun 1

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Teamwork, Togetherness

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your t... read more..