Monthly Archive

September 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1760
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1319
One-liners
Susan Davis
1996
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One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4389 - September 16, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4389 - September 16, 2018

  Issue #4389                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some read more..
Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..
Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2029
4 min read

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..
Musical Diagnosis
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2183
<1min

Musical Diagnosis

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..
Curiosity Begins
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1937
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Curiosity Begins

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..
Welcome Home
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Welcome Home

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..
Quote #1759
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1759

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..
One-liner #1318
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1318

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4388 - September 13, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4388 - September 13, 2018

  Issue #4388                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ P read more..
Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17.  "I finished the Oreos" 16.  "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15.  "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..
Graciousness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2664
<1min

Graciousness

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..
Check Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Check Up

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..
Quote #1758
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1758

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..
Adder-up
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2206
<1min

Adder-up

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..
One-liner #1317
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1317

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4387 - September 9, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4387 - September 9, 2018

  Issue #4387                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do t read more..
Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1177
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Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..
Slow Is Just the Way I Go
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2188
4 min read

Slow Is Just the Way I Go

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..
Quote #1757
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1757

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..
Wisdom, Sage Advice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wisdom, Sage Advice

*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom* - Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earni read more..
First Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4972
<1min

First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so ... read more..
Crystal Box
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1944
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Crystal Box

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.... read more..
One-liner #1316
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1316

He's a unique type.... read more..
How to Give Bad News
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How to Give Bad News

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, "So James, how's my favorite dog doing?"  James very terse... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4386 - September 6, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4386 - September 6, 2018

  Issue #4386                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ P read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1182
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Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1756
Quotes
Susan Davis
2081
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Quote #1756

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity." - C read more..
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