Monthly Archive

2019

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One-liner #1396
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1396

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4469 - July 18, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4469 - July 18, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the d read more..
Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..
Perfect Man
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4533
<1min

Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..
Fishing and Sisters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..
Early Salesmanship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1583
<1min

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..
Quote #1836
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."  - Albert Schweitzer read more..
Flying High
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1934
<1min

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..
One-liner #1395
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4468 - July 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4468 - July 14, 2019

  Issue #4468                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Re read more..
Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..
And Then the Thunder Roared
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1937
4 min read

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..
Head Check
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4153
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Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..
Communications Skills
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2752
<1min

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..
Quote #1835
Quotes
Susan Davis
2010
<1min

Quote #1835

  - Joni Earikson Tada read more..
Night Chef
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1818
<1min

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..
One-liner #1394
One-liners
Susan Davis
1707
<1min

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4467 - July 11, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4467 - July 11, 2019

  Issue #4467                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at read more..
Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..
Watt They Say
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1896
<1min

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..
Lifestyle Q & A
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3575
2 min read

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..
Quote #1834
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..
One-liner #1393
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..
Car Pool Note
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4402
<1min

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..
Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2770
<1min

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4466 - July 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4466 - July 7, 2019

  Issue #4466                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James read more..
Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1101
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..
My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2052
4 min read

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..
Warm Welcome
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1866
<1min

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..
Without Glasses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3961
<1min

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..
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